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Old 05-04-07, 12:02 AM   #1
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C'mon, which one of you did this!

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_123195136.html

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Half-Naked Bicyclist Spotted On Interstate 15

(CBS) RIVERSIDE, Calif. A man who was naked from the waist down was spotted riding a bicycle the wrong way on a Riverside freeway Thursday, authorities said.

The half-naked bicyclist was reported at 6 a.m. riding north in the southbound lanes of the Interstate 15, just north of Limonite Avenue, according to the California Highway Patrol.

The man eventually made his way to the northbound side of the freeway, where officers stopped him in the center median, the CHP reported.

Officers said the man claimed he had been in a fight nearby and had been ordered to strip.

The CHP turned the case over to Riverside County sheriff's deputies, Officer Jaci Parent said.
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Old 05-04-07, 12:04 AM   #2
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He was reported at 6:00 am, so it definitely wasn't me!
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Old 05-04-07, 12:07 AM   #3
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Why do you think WE here on Bike Forums did it? We have more class than that. We'd do 100% nekkid. AND outrun the cops. Probably someone from Pinkbike who can't do ANYTHING right.
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Old 05-04-07, 12:07 AM   #4
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There's a 6:00 AM!!!!!
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Old 05-04-07, 12:37 AM   #5
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That report is all wrong. I wasn't in California. The police didn't catch me, either.
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Old 05-04-07, 01:35 AM   #6
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Heh. Now I know how your shoulder really got dislocated.
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Old 05-04-07, 04:23 AM   #7
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why only waist down? wtf
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Old 05-04-07, 04:38 AM   #8
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Maybe his weiner was hot?
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Old 05-04-07, 04:47 AM   #9
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Flip it.
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Old 05-04-07, 07:27 AM   #10
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maybe he needed that last little aero advantage,

you know sometimes shaving just isnt enough
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Old 05-04-07, 09:51 AM   #11
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I confess... I was just showing off. It got a little cold at 6AM, after the beer wore off, so I put on a shirt. Yeah Yeah... I know... I'm a chicken.
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Old 05-04-07, 09:56 AM   #12
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So, he got his butt kicked and they made him take only his pants off -- he had to get away and figured riding the wrong way on the freeway was his best chance... It's possible
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Old 05-04-07, 10:06 AM   #13
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And just for the record, it wasn't me.

Riverside at this time of year would be around 50F at that time. I'm not comfortable showing my penis at that temperature.
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Old 05-04-07, 10:08 AM   #14
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That's because your name is SHAKE and BAKE!!

Woo Hoo!! Shake it while it's hot, baybuh!!
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Old 05-04-07, 11:52 AM   #15
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Not I, riding wrong way is wakkie nu nu.

Anyways, if i was to go against traffic, I'd rather be running bottomless.
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Old 05-04-07, 11:56 AM   #16
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It was me.

Don't judge too harshly, I just loves me the feel of a saddle on my nekked booty.
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Old 05-04-07, 12:06 PM   #17
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Just the waist down? Acme bicycles hosted a naked ride out here. Some people rode with little more than a smile.
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Old 05-04-07, 12:33 PM   #18
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waist down is for wussy
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Old 05-04-07, 12:51 PM   #19
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I guess some people just show bad judgement at times.
Next time ride with the traffic.
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