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    Mooninite shakeNbake's Avatar
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    C'mon, which one of you did this!

    http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_123195136.html

    Half-Naked Bicyclist Spotted On Interstate 15

    (CBS) RIVERSIDE, Calif. A man who was naked from the waist down was spotted riding a bicycle the wrong way on a Riverside freeway Thursday, authorities said.

    The half-naked bicyclist was reported at 6 a.m. riding north in the southbound lanes of the Interstate 15, just north of Limonite Avenue, according to the California Highway Patrol.

    The man eventually made his way to the northbound side of the freeway, where officers stopped him in the center median, the CHP reported.

    Officers said the man claimed he had been in a fight nearby and had been ordered to strip.

    The CHP turned the case over to Riverside County sheriff's deputies, Officer Jaci Parent said.

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    He was reported at 6:00 am, so it definitely wasn't me!

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Why do you think WE here on Bike Forums did it? We have more class than that. We'd do 100% nekkid. AND outrun the cops. Probably someone from Pinkbike who can't do ANYTHING right.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    There's a 6:00 AM!!!!!
    Last edited by wethepeople; 05-04-07 at 12:48 AM.

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    That report is all wrong. I wasn't in California. The police didn't catch me, either.

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    Heh. Now I know how your shoulder really got dislocated.

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    why only waist down? wtf
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Maybe his weiner was hot?

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    Flip it.
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    maybe he needed that last little aero advantage,

    you know sometimes shaving just isnt enough
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    I confess... I was just showing off. It got a little cold at 6AM, after the beer wore off, so I put on a shirt. Yeah Yeah... I know... I'm a chicken.

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    So, he got his butt kicked and they made him take only his pants off -- he had to get away and figured riding the wrong way on the freeway was his best chance... It's possible
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    And just for the record, it wasn't me.

    Riverside at this time of year would be around 50F at that time. I'm not comfortable showing my penis at that temperature.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    That's because your name is SHAKE and BAKE!!

    Woo Hoo!! Shake it while it's hot, baybuh!!
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Not I, riding wrong way is wakkie nu nu.

    Anyways, if i was to go against traffic, I'd rather be running bottomless.
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    It was me.

    Don't judge too harshly, I just loves me the feel of a saddle on my nekked booty.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Just the waist down? Acme bicycles hosted a naked ride out here. Some people rode with little more than a smile.
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    waist down is for wussy

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    I guess some people just show bad judgement at times.
    Next time ride with the traffic.

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