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    Name calling...

    Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

    What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

    For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

    That struck me as funny.

    I just had to share.

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    Intolerant little pig!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Not on this forum, but "my dear little paint chip muncher".
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    In another forum someone was called a "sandy vagina" for complaining about something trivial. I like that one.

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    Not here: "You flaming bag of corn."

    Bizarre...

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    I once told my best friend, Jake "know your role, you ******** vagina blood fart".


    He got a kick out of it.
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    Actually, it has been fairly civil here and i have not seen any name calling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH
    Actually, it has been fairly civil here and i have not seen any name calling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tmax1
    Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

    What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

    For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

    That struck me as funny.

    I just had to share.
    I saw that thread. It was quite ugly. And not for the ungrateful toad part.
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    I called an ******* soccer mom in a minivan who honked at me for being in the road on my bike yesterday a **** eating ***** licker who should suck the **** out of my ass. Screamed it at the top of my lungs.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Mich, why are you yelling at my sister in law like that!
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    I ripped this from ssfg.
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    Any of you guys call me a name, and I'll kill ya. I don't like people calling me names.

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    chicken**** poltroon, from one of the legendary troll threads.
    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I once told my best friend, Jake "know your role, you ******** vagina blood fart".

    He got a kick out of it.

    apparently not as much as you did
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tmax1
    Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

    What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

    For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

    That struck me as funny.

    I just had to share.
    I once called one person a goon, goofball, gaylord and my favorite "knuckle head".
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47
    apparently not as much as you did

    Har har, you donkey fisting shaver of Robin Williams.




    Quote Originally Posted by Moderator
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    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    Someone told me my shirt was less pink than my face.

    Some people are just so mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Har har, you donkey fisting shaver of Robin Williams.




    Not too shabby abby .
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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