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Old 05-04-07, 10:55 AM   #1
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Name calling...

Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

That struck me as funny.

I just had to share.
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Old 05-04-07, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 05-04-07, 11:47 AM   #3
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Old 05-04-07, 02:43 PM   #5
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In another forum someone was called a "sandy vagina" for complaining about something trivial. I like that one.
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Not here: "You flaming bag of corn."

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Old 05-04-07, 05:01 PM   #8
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I once told my best friend, Jake "know your role, you ******** vagina blood fart".


He got a kick out of it.
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Actually, it has been fairly civil here and i have not seen any name calling.
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Actually, it has been fairly civil here and i have not seen any name calling.
You need to visit P&R or A&S! It'll open your eyes! (P&R is a lot of fun though!).
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Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

That struck me as funny.

I just had to share.
I saw that thread. It was quite ugly. And not for the ungrateful toad part.
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Old 05-04-07, 06:33 PM   #13
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I called an ******* soccer mom in a minivan who honked at me for being in the road on my bike yesterday a **** eating ***** licker who should suck the **** out of my ass. Screamed it at the top of my lungs.
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Mich, why are you yelling at my sister in law like that!
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I ripped this from ssfg.
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Old 05-05-07, 11:24 AM   #16
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Any of you guys call me a name, and I'll kill ya. I don't like people calling me names.

You hadn't oughta call me names Johnny. My mother called me a name once. ONCE!!!!!
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chicken**** poltroon, from one of the legendary troll threads.
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I once told my best friend, Jake "know your role, you ******** vagina blood fart".

He got a kick out of it.

apparently not as much as you did
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Often here on BF there are differing opinions and posters resort to name calling.

What is the funniest name you have read that someone was called?

For me, today, in another sub-forum, someone was called an "ungrateful toad".

That struck me as funny.

I just had to share.
I once called one person a goon, goofball, gaylord and my favorite "knuckle head".
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Old 05-05-07, 06:26 PM   #22
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apparently not as much as you did

Har har, you donkey fisting shaver of Robin Williams.




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Someone told me my shirt was less pink than my face.

Some people are just so mean.
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Not too shabby abby .
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