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    In Honor of MERTON (part 2)

    If I buy condoms in bulk, would it be called a "family sized" pack, or an "anti-family sized" pack?
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    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    I think is what you call buying hole sale.
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    I think it's called the "Fantasy Pack." Welcome to Fantasy Island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    I think it's called the "Fantasy Pack." Welcome to Fantasy Island.
    "Well Tattoo, since you can't reach them, I'll have to get them for you. Do you like the ribbed ones?"
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    It's called the "I like funny shaped baloons at my parties" pack.
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    Its called "PARTYTIME"!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Its called "PARTYTIME"!!!!

    OMG this was just too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    "Well Tattoo, since you can't reach them, I'll have to get them for you. Do you like the ribbed ones?"
    "Boss! Da plain, da plain!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    If I buy condoms in bulk, would it be called a "family sized" pack, or an "anti-family sized" pack?
    Neither. It would be called a "waste of money," and you'd be called "seriously delusional."
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    Seriously delusional is when someone walks into the drugstore, grabs 10 boxes of magnums.

    1)Magnums were made for people that either are doing it wrong (most condom breakages are from improper application), or just wnat an ego stroke. A condom can hoild nearly 6 gallons of water before breaking....I should know, I've used water-filled condoms in many pranks in my time. Anything that can hold that sheer volume of water is plenty tough enough for anyone short of some guy trying to snap the bedframe in half.....plus snapping bedframes is overrated.

    2) 10 packs is just ridiculous. Nobody is going to burn through that number of condoms anytime soon....buying bulk via mail order....sure, you save cash...but buying store packs in bulk numbers....wasteful and lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Seriously delusional is when someone walks into the drugstore, grabs 10 boxes of magnums.

    1)Magnums were made for people that either are doing it wrong (most condom breakages are from improper application), or just wnat an ego stroke. A condom can hoild nearly 6 gallons of water before breaking....I should know, I've used water-filled condoms in many pranks in my time. Anything that can hold that sheer volume of water is plenty tough enough for anyone short of some guy trying to snap the bedframe in half.....plus snapping bedframes is overrated.

    2) 10 packs is just ridiculous. Nobody is going to burn through that number of condoms anytime soon....buying bulk via mail order....sure, you save cash...but buying store packs in bulk numbers....wasteful and lame.
    What do you do with 365 used condoms?

    Melt them down, make them in to a tire, and call it a Good Year.

    Yeah, I know that was lame...
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    Where be art thou merton;(

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ123
    Where be art thou merton;(
    With Prisoner.
    Quote Originally Posted by Christopher Hitchens
    What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
    With Prisoner.
    Heh Prisoner Vs. Merton. Im going to go with Prisoner.

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