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Old 05-10-07, 12:25 PM   #1
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What gives you

a moral boost - working, riding, does not matter.
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Old 05-10-07, 12:26 PM   #2
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You mean morale? Cause a moral boost would be going to church, I think

...although it sounds like a PC term/euphamism for a spanking.
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Old 05-10-07, 12:27 PM   #3
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Peh. I have long since freed myself from the oppressive constraints of so called "morality"...
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Ooooooh... morale...

EDITED: Actually, any kind of spanking does the trick.
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Old 05-10-07, 12:29 PM   #6
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Old 05-10-07, 12:35 PM   #7
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Singular, not plural. I need to give her a call, actually.
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Old 05-10-07, 12:40 PM   #8
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Peh. I have long since freed myself from the oppressive constraints of so called "morality"...
Morality has rarely given me any kind of boost, but immorality generally cheers me up when I'm feeling down.


Hmm...I could go for some immorality now...
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Old 05-10-07, 12:43 PM   #9
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Did you ever find your Astroglide? The Puritans might stop by.
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Hmm, I meant things like riding in the rain when all the woosies are inside.
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Hmm, I meant things like riding in the rain when all the woosies are inside.
The woosies are inside because they were all invited to the spank party, and riding in the rain is tempting fate to send you a lightning-quick message.

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Oh, darlings, all this just for me??
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This astoglide of which you speak, it is like a slip and slide for space explorers?
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Of course. I can't remember whose slave I am anymore so I might as well just assume I'm yours. *shrug*
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Yup....you still got it.






And by "still got it" I mean wear your full latex one-peice so you don't spread it around like last time!
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Impromptu Hummer

Now THAT'S a myth.

That's like saying "spontaneous kamakaze".

These things take planning, research, and most importantly, lots of practice Chip.

(Not that I know from anything but a coaching perspective, mind you.)
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