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    What gives you

    a moral boost - working, riding, does not matter.

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    You mean morale? Cause a moral boost would be going to church, I think

    ...although it sounds like a PC term/euphamism for a spanking.

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    Peh. I have long since freed myself from the oppressive constraints of so called "morality"...

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    Ooooooh... morale...

    EDITED: Actually, any kind of spanking does the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Ooooooh... morale...

    Spanking my peen.
    guin?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    guin?
    peenqupine.

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    Cheerleader.

    Singular, not plural. I need to give her a call, actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Peh. I have long since freed myself from the oppressive constraints of so called "morality"...
    Morality has rarely given me any kind of boost, but immorality generally cheers me up when I'm feeling down.


    Hmm...I could go for some immorality now...
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Hmm...I could go for some immorality now...
    It's time for Spank Party!

    I'll bring the penguins.

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    Did you ever find your Astroglide? The Puritans might stop by.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Hmm, I meant things like riding in the rain when all the woosies are inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrapmetal
    Hmm, I meant things like riding in the rain when all the woosies are inside.
    The woosies are inside because they were all invited to the spank party, and riding in the rain is tempting fate to send you a lightning-quick message.

    My paddle is ready and waiting. Flippin' Sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    The woosies are inside because they were all invited to the spank party, and riding in the rain is tempting fate to send you a lightning-quick message.

    My paddle is ready and waiting. Flippin' Sweet!

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    This is going to be the best Spank Party EVER!

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    Oh, darlings, all this just for me??
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Did you ever find your Astroglide? The Puritans might stop by.
    This astoglide of which you speak, it is like a slip and slide for space explorers?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Oh, darlings, all this just for me??


    Get to flippin', and you will soon find out.

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    Cheeky!!
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Oh, darlings, all this just for me??
    Of course. I can't remember whose slave I am anymore so I might as well just assume I'm yours. *shrug*

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    This astoglide of which you speak, it is like a slip and slide for space explorers?
    Well... depends on which space you're talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Well... depends on which space you're talking about.

    Yup....you still got it.






    And by "still got it" I mean wear your full latex one-peice so you don't spread it around like last time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Cheeky!!
    careful, if pup finds his astronut stuff he is looky for cheeky things to loosen up.
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    Impromptu Hummer

    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Impromptu Hummer
    Is that like an AMG Hammer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Impromptu Hummer

    Now THAT'S a myth.

    That's like saying "spontaneous kamakaze".

    These things take planning, research, and most importantly, lots of practice Chip.

    (Not that I know from anything but a coaching perspective, mind you.)
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