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    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
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    Post The Best Writing On The Bathroom Wall

    Keep it as clean as possible. No huge gifs like the one below, and we'll all have fun.


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    Curmudgeon Wil Davis's Avatar
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    We Aim To Please!







    You Aim Too, Please!


    "………………………" - Marcel Marceau

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    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
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    "Make love, not war...hell -do both and get married!"
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    無上甚深微妙法 .... 百千萬劫難遭遇..... 我今見聞得受持

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    Curmudgeon Wil Davis's Avatar
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    LADIES!

    Please remain seated during the entire performance…




    GENTLEMEN!

    Please stand closer, it may be shorter than you think…



    "………………………" - Marcel Marceau

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    Senior Member scrapmetal's Avatar
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    the door said (sitting eye level on the inside): look to the left
    left wall: look to the right
    right wall: look to the back

    and the back wall: stop turning round and $hit already.

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    F*** Teenwolf

    this was written above a urinal at a bar in my college town about 4 years ago. I'll never forget it.

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    The Other White Meat BroMax's Avatar
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    A sign way up near the ceiling over the urinals informing the reader that while you are reading this sign you're also pissing on your shoes.

    See also "funny graffiti" thread in jokes forum.
    Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.

    -Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    Here I sit, same as ever,
    take a dump, pull the lever
    oh woe is me, my bum explode
    where oh where is that paper roll

    As I sit on this can
    wishing I had apper for my hand
    I wait until help arives
    if they don't I shall die
    upon this can with dirty ass

    HEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!

    ^^ this was in the bathroom stall today....and there was no paper in either roll of the dispenser...I LOLd.
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Man, i gotta start actually using indoor plumbing instead of just peein on trees. Apparently there is some good reading in those places.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    A classic:

    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to sh*&$
    And Only farted.

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    "Hello, my name is Herpes. Please have a seat, and I'll be right with you."
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    In my favorite stall of the Ladies' at my favorite bar:
    "The only Bush I trust is my own"
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    I was at the Silverdome in Auburn Hills Michigan in the backstage bathroom where normally you couldn't go but it was set up weird for a *** show. Dime Bag Darrel had been killed 2 weeks before, and there I was in the ****ter at a *** show looking at where he had etched his name into the wall. Kind of ironic.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    In a men's room at the local JuCo:

    "Kublai Kahn. Immanuel Kant."

    Seen in several miscellaneous places:

    "Her I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
    Giving birth to another Texan."


    Flaming to commence in five . .. four . . . three . . .
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    "they paint these walls to stop my pen, but the sheothouse poet has struck again"

    "any fool can piss on the floor, but only a hero can sheot on the ceiling"
    “Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brains.” --Vladmir Putin

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    NFL Owner monogodo's Avatar
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    Not from a bathroom, but from the study lounge at college:

    The four necessities of life:
    1. Cocaine
    2. P***y
    3. Brie
    4. Smegma

    Immediately below was written:

    Smegma, I'd never heard of it 'til it came out of Tom's mouth.
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    Found above a urinal: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

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    At our middle school:

    "Flush twice it's a long way to the cafeteria."

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    Here I sit amid the fumes sad and broken hearted
    Paid a nickle to get in, but alas, only farted.

    (very very old one)

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    "God is dead" - Nietchze


    and then scrawled later by someone else as a reply:

    "Nietchze is Dead." - God
    "more clowns on more bikes, more of the time"

    "there's no such thing as strong coffee, only weak people"

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    another cat...FAB! stevesurf's Avatar
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    "I'll be right back"
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollotheclown
    "God is dead" - Nietchze


    and then scrawled later by someone else as a reply:

    "Nietchze is Dead." - God
    Must be in a College town!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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