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Old 05-11-07, 09:27 AM   #1
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Post The Best Writing On The Bathroom Wall

Keep it as clean as possible. No huge gifs like the one below, and we'll all have fun.

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Old 05-11-07, 09:41 AM   #2
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Old 05-11-07, 09:48 AM   #3
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Old 05-11-07, 09:48 AM   #4
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LADIES!

Please remain seated during the entire performance…




GENTLEMEN!

Please stand closer, it may be shorter than you think…



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Old 05-11-07, 10:28 AM   #5
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the door said (sitting eye level on the inside): look to the left
left wall: look to the right
right wall: look to the back

and the back wall: stop turning round and $hit already.
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Old 05-11-07, 10:31 AM   #6
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F*** Teenwolf

this was written above a urinal at a bar in my college town about 4 years ago. I'll never forget it.
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Old 05-11-07, 10:32 AM   #7
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A sign way up near the ceiling over the urinals informing the reader that while you are reading this sign you're also pissing on your shoes.

See also "funny graffiti" thread in jokes forum.
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Old 05-11-07, 10:46 AM   #8
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Here I sit, same as ever,
take a dump, pull the lever
oh woe is me, my bum explode
where oh where is that paper roll

As I sit on this can
wishing I had apper for my hand
I wait until help arives
if they don't I shall die
upon this can with dirty ass

HEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!

^^ this was in the bathroom stall today....and there was no paper in either roll of the dispenser...I LOLd.
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Old 05-11-07, 11:09 AM   #9
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Man, i gotta start actually using indoor plumbing instead of just peein on trees. Apparently there is some good reading in those places.
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Old 05-11-07, 11:36 AM   #10
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A classic:

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to sh*&$
And Only farted.
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Old 05-11-07, 11:54 AM   #11
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"Hello, my name is Herpes. Please have a seat, and I'll be right with you."
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Old 05-11-07, 12:00 PM   #12
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In my favorite stall of the Ladies' at my favorite bar:
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
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Old 05-11-07, 12:07 PM   #13
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I was at the Silverdome in Auburn Hills Michigan in the backstage bathroom where normally you couldn't go but it was set up weird for a gun show. Dime Bag Darrel had been killed 2 weeks before, and there I was in the ****ter at a gun show looking at where he had etched his name into the wall. Kind of ironic.
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Old 05-11-07, 12:09 PM   #14
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In a men's room at the local JuCo:

"Kublai Kahn. Immanuel Kant."

Seen in several miscellaneous places:

"Her I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Giving birth to another Texan."


Flaming to commence in five . .. four . . . three . . .
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Old 05-11-07, 12:13 PM   #15
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"they paint these walls to stop my pen, but the sheothouse poet has struck again"

"any fool can piss on the floor, but only a hero can sheot on the ceiling"
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Old 05-11-07, 12:25 PM   #16
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Not from a bathroom, but from the study lounge at college:

The four necessities of life:
  1. Cocaine
  2. P***y
  3. Brie
  4. Smegma

Immediately below was written:

Smegma, I'd never heard of it 'til it came out of Tom's mouth.
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Old 05-11-07, 01:09 PM   #17
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Found above a urinal: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
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Old 05-11-07, 01:59 PM   #18
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At our middle school:

"Flush twice it's a long way to the cafeteria."
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Old 05-11-07, 02:04 PM   #19
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Here I sit amid the fumes sad and broken hearted
Paid a nickle to get in, but alas, only farted.

(very very old one)
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Old 05-15-07, 03:22 AM   #20
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"God is dead" - Nietchze


and then scrawled later by someone else as a reply:

"Nietchze is Dead." - God
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Old 05-15-07, 04:34 AM   #21
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Old 05-15-07, 06:47 AM   #22
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"God is dead" - Nietchze


and then scrawled later by someone else as a reply:

"Nietchze is Dead." - God
Must be in a College town!
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