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    Happy MILF Day!

    Whoops! I meant happy Mother's Day!

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    Umm

    Isn't that sunday?
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Dang, all i have is a WILF.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    thank you!!! I have to work on that day but hopefully I can be treated really nice before that!

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    I got nuthin'
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    thank you!!! I have to work on that day but hopefully I can be treated really nice before that!
    I'm gonna treat my wife real nice. I already gave her a list of stuff she gets to cook for us on Sunday. Yippppeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    Umm

    Isn't that sunday?
    Thank you for saying something, I was freaking out for a moment there, thinking I had up and forgotten something.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Hee hee. Never believe the internet.
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    Got MILF? Not here. Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    I'm gonna treat my wife real nice. I already gave her a list of stuff she gets to cook for us on Sunday. Yippppeeeeeeeeeeee!
    ohh yay!

    Im negotiating a new crank set

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    *edit* all you sickos that got that post in an email...that's not what I meant. My WIFE is a MOTHER...


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    Ever see a GILF?

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    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    +1 Path. That surely sounds better to me.

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    dang path, now I have to go get like 723 cards to send to the regulars in Foo. Can we just go back to more common usage of milf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Nope! But you only have to post the one card for all the FOOsters to see! I leave that card to your imagination.
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    MOM I'D LIKE TO FORGET!
    Last edited by Portis; 05-11-07 at 10:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH
    Nope! But you only have to post the one card for all the FOOsters to see! I leave that card to your imagination.
    it will be a self portrait taken with my new colonoscope then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis


    MOM I'D LIKE TO FORGET!
    I LOVE your av!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis


    MOM I'D LIKE TO FORGET!
    Good one, you're off the hook

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    I can't see the pic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Whoops! I meant happy Mother's Day!
    aha portis, you always have the best avatars

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ123
    aha portis, you always have the best avatars
    I just laughed again looking at his avatar again!
    I LOVE that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    it will be a self portrait taken with my new colonoscope then.
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
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    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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