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Old 05-13-07, 09:55 PM   #1
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The pen is mightier

I love those jeopardy skits.
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Old 05-13-07, 09:59 PM   #2
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"You wouldn't know that if you didn't have that card. He's reading off a card, everyone."
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Old 05-13-07, 10:14 PM   #4
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Foreign ****s for $200, Alex!

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Old 05-14-07, 11:43 AM   #7
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I pose a conundrum to ya, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck.... I forget the rest, but your mother's a *****.
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Ah yes, Ruff, just the way your mother likes it!
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Trebek: Not in the Rs

Connery: Not in the arse? That's not what your mother said last night!

T: Please, my mother is in a nursing home in Alberta.

C: Oh, she's nursing it allright!
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My favorite is when the category is Therapists and he says, The ******* , it was one of the first ones I've ever seen and I laughed for about 10 minutes straight haha
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Trebek: Let's just go to final Jeopardy. The category is... oh come on. Why would they do this....The category is: Famous Mothers.

Connery: Muahahahahahahahah. My day is come. Muahahahah!


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Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7000.
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Keanu Reeves: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Alex Trebek: What?
Keanu Reeves: Is that not the gentlemen who played Urple, the humorous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?
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It's an oversized hat. It's funny
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Old 05-15-07, 03:14 PM   #19
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Final jeopardy:

"Let's see what you wrote Mr. Cage...and your podium is gone."
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This wins the thread!!! LMAO.
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"What is a sabre?"

"Mr. Connery! The category is "S Words."

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"I'll take JAP ANUS RELATIONS for $500"

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Old 05-16-07, 11:19 AM   #25
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oh man, those skits are hilarious
can't wait to see them again
i'm planning on stopping by blockbuster to look at those celebrity SNL.
do they have them all in one disc?
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