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    No diapers for my little one!

    Did any of you "catch" that crap?

    Those moms never talked about missing a poopies
    I'm thinking the first missed poop
    would be the last missed poop
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.

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    wtf?
    Irregardless is not a word, and you do not sound more intelligent using it.

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    I am perplexed.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    stop doing drugs.
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    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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    Yeah, I saw that. Read about it last year about the time my daughter was born, too. Just another wacko fad. Kind of like "measles parties"....
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    42?

    Beef Jerky?

    Quail?
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    I vote quail. They're easy to potty train.

    ...or cook.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    42?

    Beef Jerky?

    Quail?

    Quail.
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    Why does no one ever see the potential of quail jerky or porcupine jerky? It's the clear choice.

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    It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    42?

    Beef Jerky?


    Quail?
    I ate a pound of beef jerky for breakfast the other day....

    BAD IDEA.

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    Now he's pooping quail.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.

    Who's Irene?
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    eating beef jerky is never a bad idea.

    i think you could eat pepto bismol and have a stomach ache from it Pheard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quail eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    It is rare to find a quail large enough jerk. and it is not worth the risk to jerk a porcupine. miss one quill and it is good night irene. God made cows big so that we could have beef jerky, and lots of it.
    We talked about this. Stop jerking my cow.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Who's Irene?
    Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Who's Irene?
    she is the lady that goes to sleep everytime someone gets their esophagus pierced by a jerked porcupine quill.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    We talked about this. Stop jerking my cow.
    Your cow is not worth jerking. I spent 20 minutes last time trying to get milk. All I got for my efforts was a few tablespoons of milk that was way to thick to drink. You need to take her to the vet and get that checked out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Your cow is not worth jerking. I spent 20 minutes last time trying to get milk. All I got for my efforts was a few tablespoons of milk that was way to thick to drink. You need to take him to the vet and get that checked out.
    Fixed.
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    ...ummmm Jeff, buddy, we need to have a loooong, looooooooong talk...
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    oh ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    Fixed.
    If he is fixed, then how did what happened happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    If he is fixed, then how did what happened happen?
    Well, it took you 20 damn minutes. You must be talented. And have massive forearms.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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