Loved it, read them all, even the Michael Jackson prank!
Before I turned 21, I had my friends by pistol ammo for me. My friend would use my credit card and sign "Shane Beams" in perfect print. My name is Denny Rowe III.
Originally Posted by Moderator
lawlz to the wallz, indeed.Originally Posted by Cypress
My favourite part:
You can see that I already have the signature of a monkey on crack.which looks like that of a homeless clownwhich looks like it was drawn by an unusually talented chickenwhich looks like it was drawn by a freebasing weaselAnd also:which looks like it was drawn by an epileptic ferret
Sadly, this is my real signature.and not a seismograph reading.not the scrawling of a deranged rooster.not the scratchings of a mentally ill hawk.
Last edited by Viceroy; 05-29-07 at 01:18 AM.
I usually sign Sam F, then a bunch of scribbles for the rest of my last name.Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
on the electronic signature pads i usually put a instead of my signature. sometimes i'll sign the name of a somewhat famous sports figure that the general public (cashier) probably doesn't know. charles oakley, bob kennedy, saul raisin, brandon inge, bobby hurley, etc.