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View Poll Results: Where should The Cypress Really Live
In RyanF's closet 9 19.57%
In BDG's pool cabana 5 10.87%
In Vega Vixens back seat 1 2.17%
In the cell next to Botto 10 21.74%
On the porch next to Chipcom with corn cob pipe privleges 6 13.04%
Beef Jerky Factory 2 4.35%
Quail Farm 1 2.17%
Porcupine Ranch 3 6.52%
Out on Highway 42 1 2.17%
In a van down by the river 20 43.48%
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Old 05-29-07, 08:47 AM   #1
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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in my basement.

muahahahaha!
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I mean, come on!!!1
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in my basement.

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Or your cabana?
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The same place all old sick dogs go.... To a farm out in the country.

At least, that's where they TOLD me little ol' Fido went. No one will tell me which farm so I can go visit....
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in my basement.

muahahahaha!

In your anything, babe.
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Or your cabana?
Ive always wanted a cabana boy! oh my, "the cypress" as my cabana boy has my head spinning!
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Oh My... it's baby,not babe.. how many times do I need to tell ya? "BABY!"
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I'll be your pool boy. Leopard bikini and all.

Need some sun tan oil?
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Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
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get cuda to change the wording your option VV!
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I had to go with the Van.
RyanF would kick his a$$ daily, so I couldn't go with that one.
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And the van could be moved if necessary.
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This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
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This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
The Beef Jerky Factory also makes pie.



Look close, she may be in one of those.
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Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
I didn't know you were accepting applications. I'll get my resume out to you pronto.
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In a van (probably a white '84 Ford Econoline checkered with a bunch of rusty scabs) down by the river -- for some reason I can just picture it:

Subsisting on saltine crackers, canned oysters and Black Label beer, some burning/ smoldering tires in a rusty 55 gallon barrel, a gimpy dog following him around, a flickering, battery operated black & white TV sporadically illuminating the vans interior, oily rags and spent shotgun shells inexplicably laying about, a random porn mag (something crass like "Juggs") here and there, all the while clad in a loose fitting, soiled pair of spandex and a mustard stained wife beater.

And happy as a clam.....
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