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  • In RyanF's closet

    9 19.57%
  • In BDG's pool cabana

    5 10.87%
  • In Vega Vixens back seat

    1 2.17%
  • In the cell next to Botto

    10 21.74%
  • On the porch next to Chipcom with corn cob pipe privleges

    6 13.04%
  • Beef Jerky Factory

    2 4.35%
  • Quail Farm

    1 2.17%
  • Porcupine Ranch

    3 6.52%
  • Out on Highway 42

    1 2.17%
  • In a van down by the river

    20 43.48%
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    Where Should the Cypress really live?

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Explody Pup's underwear drawer.
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    in my basement.

    muahahahaha!

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    Quail.

    I mean, come on!!!1
    Ten tenths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    in my basement.

    muahahahaha!
    Or your cabana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    He is moving??
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    Explody Pup's moon base porcupine ranch.

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    The same place all old sick dogs go.... To a farm out in the country.

    At least, that's where they TOLD me little ol' Fido went. No one will tell me which farm so I can go visit....

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    Gary Busey's Gazebo of Lamention. (GBGL)
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    in my basement.

    muahahahaha!

    In your anything, babe.
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    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Or your cabana?
    Ive always wanted a cabana boy! oh my, "the cypress" as my cabana boy has my head spinning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    In your anything, babe.
    Oh My... it's baby,not babe.. how many times do I need to tell ya? "BABY!"

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    I'll be your pool boy. Leopard bikini and all.

    Need some sun tan oil?
    Quote Originally Posted by Moderator
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    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>

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    get cuda to change the wording your option VV!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I had to go with the Van.
    RyanF would kick his a$$ daily, so I couldn't go with that one.

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    And the van could be moved if necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    ...subsisting on a steady diet of government cheese...
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Awww, I dun wanna be the gimp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    This pie still has no poll. Or vice versa. Post pics of cypress' gf.
    The Beef Jerky Factory also makes pie.



    Look close, she may be in one of those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Where's the option to live in my storage room and be my bike wrench? <disappointed Vega look>
    I didn't know you were accepting applications. I'll get my resume out to you pronto.
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    In a van (probably a white '84 Ford Econoline checkered with a bunch of rusty scabs) down by the river -- for some reason I can just picture it:

    Subsisting on saltine crackers, canned oysters and Black Label beer, some burning/ smoldering tires in a rusty 55 gallon barrel, a gimpy dog following him around, a flickering, battery operated black & white TV sporadically illuminating the vans interior, oily rags and spent shotgun shells inexplicably laying about, a random porn mag (something crass like "Juggs") here and there, all the while clad in a loose fitting, soiled pair of spandex and a mustard stained wife beater.

    And happy as a clam.....
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