OK, I'm a big softie. We were on the way home today and I saw a turtle crossing the road. It's a two lane road at the edge of town that drivers go 60 on. The turtle had little chance of making it across. So, I turned around, went back, stopped, hopped out of the Jeep after letting a couple of cars go by, scooped up the turtle and deposited him in the field he was headed towards. How did the turtle thank me? By peeing all down my leg. Man turtles can pee! He's safe though and that's all I care. As I was running accross the road with the turtle another car passed and honked at me. I was all ready to let the guy have it but then I saw he was giving me a thumbs-up. I feel good now.