Ever heard the pbs show called "car talk"? I got to thinking that someone in pbs should get a clue and start a show called "BIKE TALK", can you imagine the phone lines lighting up?
Ring..... "Hello this is Bike Talk, can we help you." (Boston Accent)
"Huh, golly gee, I never thought it would get through, buy boy howdy I sure am glad to get to talk to you all."
"Well what can we do to help you?"
"Well get off the radio and get on your bike".
I am sure you can make it better.......