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    Does riding too much affect your sex life?

    I've been riding quite often recently, usually in the evening after work. When, I get home, I don't have any more energy for clubs or late night.

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    Nothing kills the mood more than getting a huge hamstring cramp mid-intercourse.

    Or having to tell her to "go easy on the bonch" because of that saddle sore that just won't go away.
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    If you mean, "Does riding too much change the status quo of your sex life," evidently not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranckCisco
    I've been riding quite often recently, usually in the evening after work. When, I get home, I don't have any more energy for clubs or late night.
    if running a business, running around kids/raising kids,taking care of a house/yard and running everyday didnt affect it yet, I don't think throwing in biking will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Nothing kills the mood more than getting a huge hamstring cramp mid-intercourse.
    Foot cramp here. But this was unrelated to cycling, and occurred some years ago. Never knew I could hit the floor so quickly! Almost ninja-like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Foot cramp. But this was unrelated to cycling, and occurred some years ago. Never knew I could hit the floor so quickly! Almost ninja-like!

    The floor? lol.

    I'm the exact opposite when it comes to cramps... When the hammy goes, I straighten out like a board and my face makes a look that begs the question "why isn't the inmate using lube?".


    Again, the floor????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    The floor? lol.

    I'm the exact opposite when it comes to cramps... When the hammy goes, I straighten out like a board and my face makes a look that begs the question "why isn't the inmate using lube?".


    Again, the floor????
    My instep cramped. Had to stand up and put my weight on my foot to stretch it out. If I'd stayed in bed, my big toe would've been in a very bad way, and the pain would have left me incapable of reaching down to massage it out.

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    what is sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    My instep cramped. Had to stand up and put my weight on my foot to stretch it out. If I'd stayed in bed, my big toe would've been in a very bad way, and the pain would have left me incapable of reaching down to massage it out.

    Ohhh ok. I thought you had fallen onto the floor because of a foot cramp mid-coitus.

    I was about to commend you on being much more extreme than I!
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    Yes it's affected it.

    I have much more now. Can go longer without pig-sweating or hyperventilating. Have much less fatty cushioning. A much more appealing package (according to my s.o.)

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    Affect my sex life?

    Ha! That's hilarious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Ohhh ok. I thought you had fallen onto the floor because of a foot cramp mid-coitus.

    I was about to commend you on being much more extreme than I!
    No. I hit the floor standing, and yes, I was otherwise fast-approaching Nirvana when my foot cramped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    The floor? lol.

    I'm the exact opposite when it comes to cramps... When the hammy goes, I straighten out like a board and my face makes a look that begs the question "why isn't the inmate using lube?".


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    You mean there are adverse consequences to having amazing-looking legs and a great ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    No. I hit the floor standing, and yes, I was otherwise fast-approaching Nirvana when my foot cramped.

    Well, you know what they say, "when you fall off of a horse"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    what is sex?
    "Sex is natural, sex is fun. Sex is best when it's one on one." - The philospher George Michael, circa 1988.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl

    Laugh it up funnyman!

    You try being in a position that requires bent legs laying down "Full Doom Mode", then having some of the largest muscles in your body rocket propel you forward trying to straighten in "emergency electrolyte imbalance mode".

    Downright embarrassing!
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    There are things no one needs to know about.

    No one.

    The above post is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Well, you know what they say, "when you fall off of a horse"...
    Yepper. Unfortunately, all the way back to the starting gate.


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    My gooch hurts from my seat so yes it really does affect my sex life.

    Of course my sex life pretty much takes place while on my bike anyways.... so....

    Bicycle Smiles FTW!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    There are things no one needs to know about.

    No one.

    The above post is one of them.

    What can you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I'm the exact opposite when it comes to cramps... When the hammy goes, I straighten out like a board and my face makes a look that begs the question "why isn't the inmate using lube?".
    So in other words you look like you are fixin to make your big ending? Why am I laughing? Cuz that's what most gals think is happening. "NO! Not yet! I thought all that bicycling would make you last longer!"
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    So in other words you look like you are fixin to make your big ending? Why am I laughing? Cuz that's what most gals think is happening. "NO! Not yet! I thought all that bicycling would make you last longer!"

    As a cyclist, I am more than proficient at ignoring any and all feeling in my crotch area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    As a cyclist, I am more than proficient at ignoring any and all feeling in my crotch area.
    Teach me your ways oh master, I'm in pain right now from yesterday.

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