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    Senior Member Thomas4321's Avatar
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    love my wifestress!

    Beyond simply being a wonderful and beautiful woman, my lovely wife got me a pair of PI bibs and gloves for our anniversary! She's simply amazing!
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    I have two weapons in life...
    My arms, my leg, and my brain.

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    I hope you got her something equally romantic, like shoes and pedals. Congrats on the anniversary
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Senior Member Thomas4321's Avatar
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    Try fancy chocolate and bath salts. No shoes/pedals as D. isn't into bikes, at all. She thinks that cycling is some sort of strange disease that I suffer from. Nice of her to feed the maddness!
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    I have two weapons in life...
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    Bring her over to the dark side. I put my girlfriend on a bike and took her in some trails and she was hooked. Now I just got to get her on the road and my evil plan is complete...
    Falling is learning...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...learn to not fall in a box.
    Any good American will watch THIS -and- WHERE WAS MY BIKE MADE?

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    Wait till she gets you something expensive out of nowhere, then you're in trouble...

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    Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    I have two weapons in life...
    My arms, my leg, and my brain.

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    I would reccommend you do A LOT of research & come up with a vacation site with an excellent spa (which also happens to be near excellent bike trails).
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    ^ Hawaii has spas and biking. Go. Go Now!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    ^^

    As soon as I am gainfully employed as something other than a student!
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
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    Here's to that day coming soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas4321
    Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?
    Yeah, apparently she thought it was worth it to not hear
    "are we there yet?"
    "hey, that engine mount looks kind of loose"
    "are we there yet?"
    "Hi, Jack!"
    "are we there yet?"
    "do you smell the APU burning?"
    "كما نقول بالعامية: على راسي"
    etc etc for 5 straight hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    She was expecting a 2ct min. solitare, huh?
    Yeah, I'm gonna get her a 2 carrot solitare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    "كما نقول بالعامية: على راسي"

    WTF?
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    I have two weapons in life...
    My arms, my leg, and my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas4321
    WTF?
    That's what she said.

    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    You have no idea what you have set yourself up for, getting her designer purses and crap. Better bring the lube with you when you head to tiffany's.
    I think my plan to load her up with Coach purses might've back fired, she's been hinting at some 2 thousand dollar dior purse...

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    Yeah but do you do things most american girls think are dirty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    I do things most american guys would think are dirty, and I like them and ask for more.
    No one wants to hear about your time of the month... NO ONE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    I detect jealousy. Sorry, not everyone can have a gay male trapped in a woman's body for their girlfriend.
    Wait, so you're actually a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    With a 'gina and boobs.
    Tranvestite? Yeah this thread is getting disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    Transvestites wear clothes, not body parts from the opposite sex!
    O rly... then your secret is safe with me.

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    More parts to complete the transformation? Haha I crack myself up... No no, I joke, I joke because I love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas4321
    Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?
    So, here I am thinking that was some oblique reference to the Mile High Club...
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    So, here I am thinking that was some oblique reference to the Mile High Club...
    Homeland security and the flight marshall would... not appreciate that. Then again if I charter my own plane I can do whatever the hell I want on it...

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    You need to diversify your hobbies a little bit. Include flying and yachting too.

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    You're like the R600 of Foo. Someday you'll be eternally quoted.

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