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Old 06-02-07, 12:12 PM   #1
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Windshield "sayings"

Here in Florida, which happens to be the US Capital of Redneck Nation, we have people who insist on sayings [Tags] plastered on their windshields.

I have a few from here that I will start off with. I would live to hear from you and your most insane [stupid] tags you have or have read. And explain why you need to convey such a message if you happen to have one.


"I Like Biscuits" on a rednecks pickup I see every morn. on way to work.
"Starting Wit Me" on a neighbor on the next street over.
"Why Be Jealous?" on a ghetto girls Kia [Yeah, Like I'm jealous of your new Kia] That I see often.
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Old 06-02-07, 12:17 PM   #2
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"I'm offended that you're offended."
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Old 06-02-07, 12:22 PM   #3
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"I'm offended that you're offended."

I just now noticed "penniless park"! Why change from pineapple park? You ought to have some real rednecks over there in P. Park. I once had a friend move there and I helped him move. There wasn't a front yard on the street that did not have a junk car on blocks over there. Serious man. Of course you must know the street I am talking about.
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I just now noticed "penniless park"! Why change from pineapple park? You ought to have some real rednecks over there in P. Park. I once had a friend move there and I helped him move. There wasn't a front yard on the street that did not have a junk car on blocks over there. Serious man. Of course you must know the street I am talking about.
- St. Pete TImes had 'penniless' in a recent story, so i changed it...

- amazingly enough, Penniless Park is now the 'hot' place for developers to build out single-family homes - despite the slow market... and many of the concrete block homes are being renovated out...

- over the course of the last two years, most of the low-end trailer parks are now razed, vacant lots...

- but yep, there are still many streets that could benefit from stricter code enforcement...

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(Pickup rear window)To counter the "my child is an honor student at (insert school name)", we have:
"My child can beat up your honor student"


Although I'm most offended by the SUVs still running around my neighborhood with "W" on them.
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Old 06-02-07, 03:10 PM   #6
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make an "ussy" sticker and put it after teh W sticker.
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i used to have one of Calvin pissing on republicans and a church but the weather took a toll on them
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The last car I had stickered up was my old hoopty 1981 Buick Regal ltd.

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As seen on a Jeep CJ upper windshield: (Upside-down) "If you can read this, please turn me over."

On the back of my pickup, from the local tattoo studio: "Tattoos get you p*ssy"
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Here in Florida, which happens to be the US Capital of Redneck Nation,
Amen to that......and some of my family was happily part of the group.

See what I had to get away?

Most people who don't live in FL, don't think of it as a "redneck" or even "southern" state...they picture it like Miami Vice with hot cars, beaches and hot women. Oh....how mostly wrong they are.
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make an "ussy" sticker and put it after teh W sticker.
I think "orst" is more appropriate.
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Old 06-02-07, 04:27 PM   #12
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Wind shields? None. I would like a bumper sticker that said: I slow for mountain bikes, stop for road bikes, and back up for touring bikes.
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Old 06-02-07, 04:33 PM   #13
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Amen to that......and some of my family was happily part of the group.

See what I had to get away?

Most people who don't live in FL, don't think of it as a "redneck" or even "southern" state...they picture it like Miami Vice with hot cars, beaches and hot women. Oh....how mostly wrong they are.

You are correct my good KT. My Dad was the biggest redneck of them all. When I was 18 or 19 and out of the house, he purchased 10 acres of prime swampland in Hernando County and cleared it with a bush hog just to get enough room to bring in the double wide! I went there once [well, many times] and was in total amazement at the amount of Old Milwaukee cans strewn about the front yard. Not really a front yard but the area closest to the road. The only source of "fun" around for miles was a bar on the corner about a mile away. If you were there for any amount of time you would see a real bar fight quite regularly. This was back in the early 70's. I guess I saw the birth of total "redneckness" right before my eyes!
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