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Old 06-02-07, 03:52 PM   #1
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wwgoffd?

What would guys on foo forums do?

..if you're riding along, strike up a conversation with a woman, and in the middle of it she tells you her cup size?
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Old 06-02-07, 03:54 PM   #2
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Ask are they real or store bought?
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She's probably in the middle of a bicycle smile.

You're going to want to act quick. Ask her if she wants to see your new "air pump".

*wink wink*
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Old 06-02-07, 04:06 PM   #4
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Just after that conversation I uh.... got to an intersection and decided to blow the light rather than wait, she didn't follow... Then I stopped for a mountain dew at a road side vending machine and she dropped me... I wasn't too quick, literally.
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What would guys on foo forums do?

..if you're riding along, strike up a conversation with a woman, and in the middle of it she tells you her cup size?

I always ask for proof.
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Old 06-02-07, 07:32 PM   #6
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Heh. Good thing you came to the women of Foo.

If she called out this info to you first, she is interested, but not yet sure. (flirt with her on the next route, and talk with her for a moment or two at the first regrouping stop)

If she called out this info to you after flirting with others on the route, she is just in a frame of mine where she needs some reassurance. (check with your buds before postin' again)

If she called out this info only to you at any point, she is definitely interested. <that is, follow-up on it at the earliest possible moment on next ride>
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Old 06-02-07, 09:37 PM   #7
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Ask her if she wants to refuel at a coffee shop and get her freakin' number.

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I'd get my mack on, that's what I'd do.
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Old 06-02-07, 09:50 PM   #9
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How was the riding conversation? Did she seem to be at least cool? Was she attractive?

Come on!

Any pics?!

Did you show her your glove?
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I have told many a wimmen my cup size. They didn't seem interested after that. So I'm not sure I agree that telling you her cup size means she is/was interested.

"I've always wondered what a ___ cup looks like on a cyclist."

Would have been my response ..

oh, and ttiwwp.
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Old 06-03-07, 12:25 AM   #11
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If I were YOU I'd say, "oh my girlfriend is (larger, smaller, just about like you) but I know she doesn't go around telling that to men she just met."
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How was the riding conversation? Did she seem to be at least cool? Was she attractive?

Come on!

Any pics?!

Did you show her your glove?
No pics. At the time I was severely dehydrated but I remember the conversation going something like,
"I gotta get a comfortable bike like that, my back is killing me right now" (cause I think my seat is tilted a bit too far forward).
So she says "no way, you look like you're in pretty good shape."
Then I said, "nah, I really have to get into shape, the bike only looks fast."
That's when she said, "yeah I'm trying to get my body into shape too, I'm moving down from a D to a C"
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That's when she said, "yeah I'm trying to get my body into shape too, I'm moving down from a D to a C"
And this is a time when it's nice to have a last name which sounds like "areola." Yes, I love my life.
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Old 06-03-07, 03:21 AM   #14
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"she wants you ****"
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Old 06-03-07, 03:24 AM   #15
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"Hey Slvoid, how YOU doin'???"




Be glad we're so obliging here on Foo.
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Old 06-03-07, 03:30 AM   #16
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Dude, that is definately a come-on....go for the gold.

My personal humor approach would be "Yeah I'm trying to move from a C cup to a B cup myself".....I guess you need my body to pull that one off though
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I would have said "what a coincidence, I am trying to get into some C-cups myself". I would have then been slapped, fallen off my bike, and ended up in traction for a few months.
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