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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Stupid cypress pose thread got me in trouble.

    So I was going out to dinner with this chick right, and I told my gf about it and that I was gonna be home later, except I didn't anticipate how late I was gonna get home. Anyway, I changed after I made that stupid picture for the pose like cypress thread Poze like Cypress, and left my my boxer/briefs and the bottle of wine on the couch.

    My gf comes home, doesn't think anything of it, thought I would be home by like 12, it's way later and I wasn't home yet, then she notices the boxers and the wine on the couch and she though somehow I ****ed the other chick on the couch, went to dinner, and I'm not coming home. So I come home, explain it to her and the moment I mentioned bikeforums, she regretted ever asking me.

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    I'm an only child. What is this word... share..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    You know you are supposed to share the random chicks with her!
    without a doubt the post of the year

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    lololol pwn3d.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Maybe The Cypress should take your GF to dinner as some strange form of apology and atonement. Wait, Ravenmore started this whole thing, so maybe he and TC should take her out.
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    So wait a minute, you took off your underwear, then went out to dinner w/ a woman that's not your gf? That's awesome.

    Yeah, BF is my excuse for my bizarre behavior these days.
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Well I was wearing different boxers, loose ones, not the boxer-briefs, which I pulled out of the closet along with the leather jacket, just for that stupid picture. It was either that or wear my girlfriend's bikini for the picture like cypress did, which I won't do.

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