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    Ok, so I did wear my helmet.

    Yep, yes sir.

    I woke up, and looked at my computer screen. I was like, "wimmins are boycotting the pic thread?" RAWRRRR. So I tensed my rippling muscles, and went crazy.

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    So I realized I needed to get my helmet on ASAP. I couldn't figure out how it went.

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    I hit the trail. It was hot. So I decided, why do I need shorts? I mean, my undies look like white spandex anyways.

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    Right before this pic, I slipped fell face first into a bush. I got stickers all up my crack, and everywhere on me. My body itched for hours after that. Took me forever to get all the stickers off.

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    Boy oh boy was it fun, stopping in front of people to get my "white tights" out of my butt crack.

    All in a good day, on the westsiadde.

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    Now all we have to do is get you in Spandex and on Skinny wheels and the evil plan is complete!
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    My eyes! My eyes!
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    By the time you got to the claspy thingy, I would have taught you plenty

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    That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Nothing quite fills a day like indecent exposure and taping a helmet on.

    Or so I hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.
    I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. You're complementing me. What the hell KT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.

    I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.


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    You crack up my shizzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.
    If someone is hating on The Cypress, you should totally cut them with your nipplestars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.


    I win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136
    If someone is hating on The Cypress, you should totally cut them with your nipplestars.

    I wonder if those stars were the kind you had to lick first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    I wonder if those stars were the kind you had to lick first.

    No. But my nipples are.
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    Oh so you lick the nipples and the stars will stick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Oh so you lick the nipples and the stars will stick?

    You got it!
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    How? How will they stick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    How? How will they stick?

    Well, send me pics (or vids) of you attempting it, and I will critique.
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    The Cypress lactates glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136
    The Cypress lactates glue.

    I urinate in reverse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Well, send me pics (or vids) of you attempting it, and I will critique.

    Attempting what?
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    So yours bends? Mine doesn't bend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I urinate in reverse.
    You must go through a lot of mouthwash.

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    hehe Nice legs Jon....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms.gio
    hehe Nice legs Jon....
    Thanks Gio.

    All natural. I don't shave.

    Well I shape my nipples, but that's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Well I shape my nipples, but that's it.
    ...say what? *raises eyebrow*
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
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    it's late.

    But really, I do shape my nipples with hair gel.

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