I love going into a retail store and the sales associate is trying to act like he's the store owner by saying things like "I"M out of that right now. MY shipment hasn't come in yet". Home depot employees do that all the time. "I don't have any in stock right now, MY shipment comes in on Monday" Waiters do it a lot also, there was a waiter at a "Smokey Bones" in RI that always said things like "Is this your first time in MY restaurant". "Are you familiar with MY BBQ sauces". "I"M out of baked potato's right now" There's nothing wrong with being just a waiter, but you sound like a tool bag when you try to act more important than just a waiter.