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Old 06-15-07, 05:10 PM   #1
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Laundry detergent jug-size bottles of his own urine...

What kind of a sketchy-ass name is Reno Tobler anyways??
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Old 06-15-07, 05:24 PM   #2
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"Tobler told police that the piss throwing fiasco was his longtime hobby."

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Old 06-15-07, 05:26 PM   #3
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I just wasted a minute of my life reading that, the permanent emotional scars will last much longer.





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Old 06-15-07, 06:41 PM   #4
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BWHAHAHAHAHAAA

I can't help it, that's just so random. That's the kind of strange crap I like reading in the news...it shows that somewhere, someone is not just a few french fries short of a happy meal, but is missing everything but the box.
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Old 06-15-07, 08:10 PM   #5
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I was involved with something like that back in college. I was experimenting with extracting Uric acid from concentrated human urine. Some buddies told me they were pissed, strike that, annoyed with a dorm mate and borrowed a pint of the concentrate to pour under the guy's door.
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Old 06-15-07, 09:03 PM   #6
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What kind of a sketchy-ass name is Reno Tobler anyways??
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Old 06-15-07, 09:44 PM   #7
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Good to know that I am not alone in this world.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-16-07, 02:43 AM   #8
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at least he gets points for originality.

wow. just... wow. that is random.
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Old 06-16-07, 07:32 AM   #9
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BWHAHAHAHAHAAA

I can't help it, that's just so random.
Apparently not random enough.
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Old 06-16-07, 08:01 AM   #10
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Apparently not random enough.
Yeah, I was going to say, that I don't think that is all that rare for truckers. I've heard stories of guys walking into rest areas and dumping their unrine down the drinking fountain drain. (might want to remember that if you are ever tempted to drink out of one of those things)
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Old 06-16-07, 03:14 PM   #11
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"trucker bombs"
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Old 06-16-07, 03:19 PM   #12
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Apparently not random enough.
OMG

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Roadsideamerica.com condemns the practice of peeing into a bottle or crapping into a bag and tossing on a US highway. You animals.




You poo slinging-filthy animals.
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Isn't this just a 'model microcosm' of our culture?

It's a perfect example of laziness married to selfishness with a healthy dash of disgustingness.

Is that a word? I dunno, but it seems to fit.
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Old 06-16-07, 04:23 PM   #14
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Apparently not random enough.
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He was just wishing everyone a Merry Pissmas
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