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Old 06-18-07, 05:13 PM   #1
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Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris: The Thread To End All Threads

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OK...we're going to explain this ONE LAST TIME.

Jack Bauer is MAKE BELIEVE.....Chuck Norris is REAL and can do a roundhouse faster than the speed of light. Of course Chuckie is the king of all killing kings!!!!

Nuff said!
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OK...we're going to explain this ONE LAST TIME.

Jack Bauer is MAKE BELIEVE.....Chuck Norris is REAL and can do a roundhouse faster than the speed of light. Of course Chuckie is the king of all killing kings!!!!

Nuff said!

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris with his bare hands (and feet) in Enter The Dragon.
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Old 06-18-07, 05:17 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-07, 05:20 PM   #5
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Bruce Lee could have taken them both at once, and that isn't even really debatable. And I don't mean the chain smoking idiot Kiefer Sutherland, I mean his fictional, invinceable character.
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I vote for Hulk Hogan jumping into the arena and whooping both of those sisssie's asses.
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I liked Silvester Stalone picking Hulk up over his head.
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chuck norris by default decision
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Chuck Norris, and all that disagree will get their private parts handed to them by Chuck tonight.
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I vote for this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSbt8n



Daaaaamn!
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Carlos Ray for the win!!
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Daaaaamn!
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Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris with his bare hands (and feet) in Enter The Dragon.
Actually it was in "Return of the Dragon", but good point.
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This is what i get?
Oops...all that ass kicking caused some typos!


This guy > everybody. All he needs is an American name, and his own show.


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Norris: "You're hurting me."
Bauer: "I'm not hurting you. You WILL KNOW when I'm hurting you!"
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Norris: "You're hurting me."
Bauer: "I'm not hurting you. You WILL KNOW when I'm hurting you!"

False. C.N. had his nervous system replaced by barbed wire waaay back in the late 70's.



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False. C.N. had his nervous system replaced by barbed wire waaay back in the late 70's.
False. Being far more intelligent than Norris, Bauer had already ripped the barbed wire out of Norris' and tied him up with it, causing Chuckie to yelp like a lil' puppy. Awwwwwwwww!
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False. Being far more intelligent than Norris, Bauer had already ripped the barbed wire out of Norris' and tied him up with it, causing Chuckie to yelp like a lil' puppy. Awwwwwwwww!

He has no nervous system, ergo he feels no pain. He does not "yelp". He is...Chuck Norris.


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Steven Segal would kill the hell out of them both with his cool & calm demeanor and his +2 Ponytail of Maiming.
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Steven Segal would kill the hell out of them both with his cool & calm demeanor and his +2 Ponytail of Maiming.
Agree. He would slap 'em both silly

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He has no nervous system, ergo he feels no pain. He does not "yelp". He is...Chuck Norris.


You are about two seconds away from getting banned, buddy.
Hmmm I guess Chuck Norris has to resort to banning to win, eh?
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Godzilla...

That's crazy! I was going to make it Chuck Vs. Godzilla, but decided that it was too silly.





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