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Old 06-18-07, 05:30 PM   #1
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How do I get guads?

If I get amazing guads, does that mean they will suck all the muscle out of my arms into my guads and take over my body?

If a guad was a god and ryanf was a god, could he win the tour de france with his guad power?

I need some pie.
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Old 06-18-07, 05:34 PM   #2
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To get amazing guads, you must first learn to drope the hamer.
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Old 06-18-07, 05:38 PM   #3
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to find the quad damage, you need to explore the map you are playing on....look for high traffic areas that are not all that easy to get to, and look in the wide open spaces.

Look for the "Q" like widget, that's it.....no go get it and start pwnzorizing ur n00bz.
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Old 06-18-07, 05:43 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-07, 05:52 PM   #5
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Stop wearing pink.
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Old 06-18-07, 05:57 PM   #6
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Old 06-18-07, 05:58 PM   #7
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For guads that enable the droping, one must do guats. Guats..guats and more guats.
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Old 06-18-07, 07:16 PM   #8
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Jon, you will never have guads.
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Old 06-18-07, 07:20 PM   #9
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gourds, maybe, but no guads....
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Old 06-18-07, 07:33 PM   #10
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He has moobs. Those look like gourds. Oh ew.
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Old 06-18-07, 07:36 PM   #11
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LOL.....moobs....
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quad moobs?
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Four? Well I tell you it ain't no 2 sections of 6 pack that's for sure. So yeah. quad moobs. two sets.
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or gourd moobs?
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ok, am I missing some in joke here? Is there a reason so many people spell it "guads"?
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So if I get into mountain biking, will I have to start smoking pot and acting pretentious?
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You too can own Guads ...

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ok, am I missing some in joke here? Is there a reason so many people spell it "guads"?
I think it's one of those roadie forum things like white garage doors
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It's the way RyanF spells quads.
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Old 06-19-07, 07:48 AM   #20
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Guads?


You don't want that kind of responsibility.
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Old 06-19-07, 08:42 AM   #21
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Jon without pink is like a day without sunshine.
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Whatever tickles your pickle, hun.

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