Gotta love the Road Cyling sub forum...390 viewing at this time (even if half of them are bots that still amazing)
Wife and I were asleep when I hear some noise outside the window of our bedroom. Definitely something or someone was there I could hear our patio furniture creaking. After listening for what felt like a minute I was convinced this was probably a neighbor cat or something, but stood up and poked out the window to be sure. Nothing. Now I was sure it was a cat.
Just to be sure I walk around the house (inside) looking for anything out of place...nothing. Then I hear some shuffling by the garage (MY BIKES ARE IN THERE), now the gloves are off. I open the front door and see two people crouched by the garage about 7 feet from the me.
All I could do was yell out "What the f#$% are you doing there?!" (I cracked myself up later on...can't believe that geezerly line came out of me) I was wearing my nightguard too, so imagine a muffled and loud version of that.
I close the door, and instead of reaching for the phone I grabbed a flashlight and was going to go out when my wife yelled at me to shut the door "ARE YOU CRAZY??" she said and dialed the cops. I was pumped and ready to throw down but ofcourse she was totally right. WTF was I going to accomplish...
Anyways, cops are here now....looks like garage ok, no damage (my freshly planted flower garden got trampled though)