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    DocRay
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    I would like to have a beer with...

    Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell.

    These guys' sh*t is seriously funny.





    Kelly Clarkson!!!

    As for topic: 40 year old virgin was a great cycling movie

    " I need to put my bike in yer trunk"

    "Oooo...yeah!"

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    Anyone. Right now. Dammit.

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    Mike Roe Edit: Rowe is apparently the correct spelling

    Or whoever that guy is from Dirty Jobs.

    Alternatively, a cute girl in my area.
    Last edited by squegeeboo; 06-19-07 at 01:52 PM.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo
    Mike Roe
    Oooo, i like that one

    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Anyone. Right now. Dammit.

    *ehem*

    Hey babehh

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Anyone. Right now. Dammit.
    Finally, a woman whose standards I meet.
    Momentum is my only friend.

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    My wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Anyone. Right now. Dammit.
    How bout in a few hours? I'm doing laundry right now, so you could come over and have a beer, but I'm naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polara426sh
    How bout in a few hours? I'm doing laundry right now, so you could come over and have a beer, but I'm naked.
    so, you only have one set of clothes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocRay
    so, you only have one set of clothes?
    I just don't like wearing clothes unless I have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo
    Mike Roe

    Or whoever that guy is from Dirty Jobs.
    I find that guy irritating, I really want a dumptruck of poo to fall on him.

    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo
    Alternatively, a cute girl in my area.
    better

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    Quote Originally Posted by polara426sh
    I just don't like wearing clothes unless I have to.
    Advantage of an office job: no pants.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderMike
    My wife.

    His wife. ^

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    gotta respect a guy who got "lincolnish", "eneagled" and "flagaphile" in the US vocabulary...

    I know not all of you are fans. Some of you are here because you disagree with my no-holds-barred journalistic techniques, and my maverick stance on the issues of the day. I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocRay
    I find that guy irritating, I really want a dumptruck of poo to fall on him.



    better
    How do you get the dumptruck full of poo airborne? Can't it just run over him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    How do you get the dumptruck full of poo airborne? Can't it just run over him?
    that would be effective to shut him up, but I'm really liking the idea of him drowning in liquid poo.

    Maybe the discharge of a 747 chartered "sandals" flight flying back from Tijuana to New York.

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    Not sure about beer, but I would like to eat a pretzel with GWB.

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    Unless "eat a pretzel" is a euphemism for kicking his war criminal ass, I can't agree.

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    with nachos.
    "yes, they [investors, government, lobbyists] are all necessary, but they all need some rules and limitations as well."

    Mr. Markets, 6/27/09 7:07 pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Would be interesting to have a chat with that man. Used to watch and listen to him a hell of a lot when i was much younger.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    He looks like that creepy guy that hangs out at the edge of schoolyards offering ice cream to boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocRay
    He looks like that creepy guy that hangs out at the edge of schoolyards offering ice cream to boys.
    I'd personally apply that your person
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    How do you get the dumptruck full of poo airborne? Can't it just run over him?
    Ok, so I've been known to sit for an afternoon and watch back to back shows ...

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