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Old 06-20-07, 01:42 PM   #1
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On notice/dead to me...

everyone needs to do this about once every 6 months, post yer own list

On notice:

Sleeveless jerseys
tall white socks
too big bike bags
Oakley sunglasses
Anyone who uses the term "OCP".
hands-free cellphone talkers
Lincoln navigator owners
flip-flops
driving coffee drinkers
text messagers
Anyone interested in an iPhone
i anything
biofuel
Gatorade



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Innocent until proven guilty
Paris Hilton
Crocks
muffin tops
any sandal/sock combination
women with mullets
driving smokers
Walmart shoppers
Hummers (the vehicle, otherwise ok)
mom jeans
Texas
Kahki dockers and topsiders
people who wear sweaters around their shoulders
any item with those "CC" Chanel logos
people with gross toes who wear sandals
men with pony tails
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Old 06-20-07, 01:47 PM   #2
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On notice:

Sleeveless jerseys
tall white socks
too big bike bags
Oakley sunglasses
Anyone who uses the term "OCP".
hands-free cellphone talkers
Lincoln navigator owners
flip-flops
driving coffee drinkers
text messagers
Anyone interested in an iPhone
i anything
biofuel

Gatorade



Dead to me:

Innocent until proven guilty
Paris Hilton
Crocks
muffin tops
any sandal/sock combination
women with mullets
driving smokers
Walmart shoppers
Hummers (the vehicle, otherwise ok)
mom jeans
Texas
Kahki dockers and topsiders
people who wear sweaters around their shoulders
any item with those "CC" Chanel logos
people with gross toes who wear sandals
men with pony tails


I agree with all the bolded items.
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Old 06-20-07, 01:50 PM   #3
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-20-07, 01:50 PM   #4
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Old 06-20-07, 01:51 PM   #5
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Old 06-20-07, 01:52 PM   #6
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Old 06-20-07, 01:56 PM   #7
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You have to be closely related to Explody Pup
He's on the On Notice list along with every other poor wretch in Oklahoma. And that includes Toby Keith and anyone associated with Oral Roberts 'University.'
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Old 06-20-07, 02:12 PM   #8
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The Smurfs - Darn socialist utopian dreamers, I hope Azrael's cat eats them all.
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Old 06-20-07, 02:20 PM   #9
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oh yah well your dead to Texas =P
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Old 06-20-07, 02:22 PM   #10
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Huhuh...you said oral
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Dead to me:
People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.
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Old 06-20-07, 02:43 PM   #12
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People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.
Why does it matter what they are wearing when looking at your toes? Is this a cadence issue? Is this really Chip?
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Old 06-20-07, 02:48 PM   #13
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People who can't spell "Crocs"

edit: and "khaki"
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Old 06-20-07, 02:53 PM   #14
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The Smurfs - Darn socialist utopian dreamers, I hope Azrael's cat eats them all.

pssst... Azrael was the cat. his Human was Gargamel...

jus' sayin'
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Old 06-20-07, 02:56 PM   #15
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=s0kuEtjHHHY
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Old 06-20-07, 02:56 PM   #16
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People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.

Don't be so insecure. I am sure you have lovely toes.
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Why does it matter what they are wearing when looking at your toes? Is this a cadence issue? Is this really Chip?
On Notice: Texans with blue stars. A real Texan would demand a white star on a field of blue.

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Old 06-20-07, 02:59 PM   #18
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Don't be so insecure. I am sure you have lovely toes.
All three of them!
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^^ exactly my first post's point ^^
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tall white socks
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flip-flops


Dead to me:
DocRay.

(Note, I don't mean those two items at the same time. That's definitely a paddlin'.)
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Old 06-20-07, 05:29 PM   #24
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On notice:

any food product associated with a comedian or a NASCAR driver.

people that think a Sony is a decent high-end gaming computer (even if it could, you are paying FAR too much...just roll your own already)

people who think I will roll out a gaming computer for them for free...I'd use my exact words, but it's a bit crude.

dead to me:

LED belt buckles....those were on notice from the get-go...gaudy worthless things. "Look at my crotch, it's illuminated!@!!!!!!!!!!!" .....jacktards.....

guys wearing those super thick sole shoes.....dude, that style barely works for the women, just stop it.

pizza hut....their new crust sucks in ways that are too horrific to mention....I think it might be made of Soylent Green.....
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!paris hilton is dead to me
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