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    DocRay
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    everyone needs to do this about once every 6 months, post yer own list

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    Sleeveless jerseys
    tall white socks
    too big bike bags
    Oakley sunglasses
    Anyone who uses the term "OCP".
    hands-free cellphone talkers
    Lincoln navigator owners
    flip-flops
    driving coffee drinkers
    text messagers
    Anyone interested in an iPhone
    i anything
    biofuel
    Gatorade



    Dead to me:

    Innocent until proven guilty
    Paris Hilton
    Crocks
    muffin tops
    any sandal/sock combination
    women with mullets
    driving smokers
    Walmart shoppers
    Hummers (the vehicle, otherwise ok)
    mom jeans
    Texas
    Kahki dockers and topsiders
    people who wear sweaters around their shoulders
    any item with those "CC" Chanel logos
    people with gross toes who wear sandals
    men with pony tails

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    Faster but still slow slowandsteady's Avatar
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    On notice:

    Sleeveless jerseys
    tall white socks
    too big bike bags
    Oakley sunglasses
    Anyone who uses the term "OCP".
    hands-free cellphone talkers
    Lincoln navigator owners
    flip-flops
    driving coffee drinkers
    text messagers
    Anyone interested in an iPhone
    i anything
    biofuel

    Gatorade



    Dead to me:

    Innocent until proven guilty
    Paris Hilton
    Crocks
    muffin tops
    any sandal/sock combination
    women with mullets
    driving smokers
    Walmart shoppers
    Hummers (the vehicle, otherwise ok)
    mom jeans
    Texas
    Kahki dockers and topsiders
    people who wear sweaters around their shoulders
    any item with those "CC" Chanel logos
    people with gross toes who wear sandals
    men with pony tails


    I agree with all the bolded items.
    "Ride lots." -- Eddy Merckx

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    On Notice and Dead to Me
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Did somebody say something?

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    Dead to me:

    jsharr

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    Dead to me:

    jsharr
    You have to be closely related to Explody Pup
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Up on the Down Side CyLowe97's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    You have to be closely related to Explody Pup
    He's on the On Notice list along with every other poor wretch in Oklahoma. And that includes Toby Keith and anyone associated with Oral Roberts 'University.'

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    Dead To Me:
    The Smurfs - Darn socialist utopian dreamers, I hope Azrael's cat eats them all.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Dai Baka! Brate's Avatar
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    oh yah well your dead to Texas =P
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    Huhuh...you said oral
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1 View Post
    I have two weapons in life...
    My arms, my leg, and my brain.

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    Dead to me:
    People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Dead to me:
    People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.
    Why does it matter what they are wearing when looking at your toes? Is this a cadence issue? Is this really Chip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    People who can't spell "Crocs"

    edit: and "khaki"

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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo
    Dead To Me:
    The Smurfs - Darn socialist utopian dreamers, I hope Azrael's cat eats them all.

    pssst... Azrael was the cat. his Human was Gargamel...

    jus' sayin'
    Call me Fred, call me Clyde
    I just like to ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Dead to me:
    People who are checkin out my toes when wearing sandals.

    Don't be so insecure. I am sure you have lovely toes.
    "Ride lots." -- Eddy Merckx

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Why does it matter what they are wearing when looking at your toes? Is this a cadence issue? Is this really Chip?
    On Notice: Texans with blue stars. A real Texan would demand a white star on a field of blue.

    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowandsteady
    Don't be so insecure. I am sure you have lovely toes.
    All three of them!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpiuva
    Add to list:
    People who can't spell "Crocs"

    edit: and "khaki"

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    Up on the Down Side CyLowe97's Avatar
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    ^^ exactly my first post's point ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocRay
    On notice:
    tall white socks
    [...]
    flip-flops


    Dead to me:
    DocRay.

    (Note, I don't mean those two items at the same time. That's definitely a paddlin'.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol
    You sir are a genius! Unbannable as far as I am concerned!
    You too CyLowe97!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On notice:

    any food product associated with a comedian or a NASCAR driver.

    people that think a Sony is a decent high-end gaming computer (even if it could, you are paying FAR too much...just roll your own already)

    people who think I will roll out a gaming computer for them for free...I'd use my exact words, but it's a bit crude.

    dead to me:

    LED belt buckles....those were on notice from the get-go...gaudy worthless things. "Look at my crotch, it's illuminated!@!!!!!!!!!!!" .....jacktards.....

    guys wearing those super thick sole shoes.....dude, that style barely works for the women, just stop it.

    pizza hut....their new crust sucks in ways that are too horrific to mention....I think it might be made of Soylent Green.....
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    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!paris hilton is dead to me

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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