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Old 06-21-07, 05:12 PM   #1
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Why Jon had to meet with the Mormon guys

Okie Dokie everyone!!

Let's guess why Jon had to meet with the Mormon guys. (We gotta make this quick before he comes home and sees this thread!)

I'm guessing he is being told that he hasn't earned his special undies.
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Old 06-21-07, 05:14 PM   #2
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Being chastised for his distasteful pictures he's posted on the internet.

Punishment => looking at his own pictures for days and days.
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Because the Mormon gals won't have anything to do with him?
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because i sent the head church dude the link to his user profile and after browsing through his many posts/threads he saw all his homosexual tendencies.
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I had to meet the mormon guys once. My friends were mormon and they wanted me to convert. It was an interesting 2 hour conversation that ended with me being asked to play on the mormon basketball team without any hooks to get me to join them. Fun times, they had a killer court.
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Old 06-21-07, 05:29 PM   #6
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But Jon is not the sporty type. They are making him pay them too. Hmmm.
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Old 06-21-07, 05:30 PM   #7
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The mormon dude's his pimp and Phread's been holding out on him so now he's gotta go do the pimp a favor and "hold onto something".
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Maybe he's gonna give them his road bike.
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But Jon is not the sporty type. They are making him pay them too. Hmmm.
Yeah, but by forcing them to spend all that time with him, Jon's is definitely making them pay, too.
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Perhaps he is taking a pregnancy test.
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Perhaps he is taking a pregnancy test.
Do you know on how many levels that's just scary-wrong? I can't even count that high.
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They want him to be an Elder and preach to us all.
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Maybe they discovered his bike-riding hobby, and are trying to recruit him into the Mormon Bike Corps.
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Old 06-21-07, 06:16 PM   #14
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or make silly hats out of milk cartons(you get 100% respect from me if you know where that came from)
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Old 06-21-07, 06:18 PM   #15
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I will admit, there are way too many I have been erasing... I have some scruples folks.
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Maybe the pre-edit leg pic caused someone to go into cardiac arrest?
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Old 06-21-07, 06:26 PM   #18
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I will admit, there are way too many I have been erasing... I have some scruples folks.
Aww Come on! Now you GOTTA tell us!!


You guys DO know the head guy he has to answer to is into bikes, right?

I wonder if it's a case of the principal being in the bathroom stall while you and your buddies are sneaking a cigarette while cutting class.
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The head guy? God is a cyclist? Huh!

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OK, so god wants to challenge him to some single-track....I'm expecting pics.

/taps foot impatiently
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He bought his bike off some mormon dude and he's making another lay-a-way payment.
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Phread's bris is on lay-a-way. That's what the special panties are for.
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Old 06-21-07, 06:51 PM   #23
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Or maybe that last pic was of him in his special undies and he's getting in trouble. I bet that head dude is a member here.
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I disgraced my special undies. I also smoke pot, drink, am addicted to vicodin, and have a great fondness of clove cigarettes.
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Oh crap hes back. Everybody run!
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