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Old 06-21-07, 09:22 PM   #1
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10 ways to open a bottle of beer without a bottle opener

http://www.german-flag-history.com/1...open-beer.html
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Old 06-21-07, 09:31 PM   #2
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I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.
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I have a bottle opener on my keychain. No need for anything fancy.
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Old 06-21-07, 09:37 PM   #4
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SPD pedals work well.

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Old 06-21-07, 10:00 PM   #5
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throwing it at a senior citizen usually works
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how about using your eyes like in eurotrip
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Old 06-21-07, 10:54 PM   #7
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If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.
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I have a twelve pack...me
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Old 06-21-07, 10:57 PM   #9
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I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.
It is a popular party trick around here.
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Old 06-21-07, 11:40 PM   #12
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If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.
Ummmm...
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me just reeks of hormones...pretty cool, eh?
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If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.
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I can use my belly button, and my friend can use his eye.
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Old 06-22-07, 01:25 AM   #16
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There is missing the one with train window. Some european trains have sliding windows and all you have to do is hold the bottle to the edge and slide the window up.
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Old 06-22-07, 06:13 AM   #18
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I watched my friend at the LBS open one with one of the tools that I believe it used to rebend rims.
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Old 06-22-07, 06:28 AM   #19
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oooh when we were gofling once, a buddy smacked the top against something to open it. By the time he realized that the top of the bottle had broken off, he was already twisting the lemon into the top of his corona bottle. He bled the whole day.
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Old 06-22-07, 06:34 AM   #20
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In China, I've seen people use chopsticks -- It is one skill I intend to master before leaving.
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A piece of paper.

Personally though I just find a hard edge near by, put the tip of the cap on the edge, hit the cap, and off it goes. Works great seeing how as I drink non-twist off while frisbee golfing and never remeber a bottle opener.
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Old 06-22-07, 06:45 AM   #22
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that just reminded me. I need to get out and go disc golfing this weekend.
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Old 06-22-07, 07:10 AM   #23
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Opener on key ring.
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Old 06-22-07, 07:13 AM   #24
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Bite the top of the bottle off!
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Having spent much of the past 30 years doing live concert & event production (audio engineer, production manager, roadie, stage technician) and/or performing as a musician, I learned that the Nielsen/Sessions® locking latch that comes on most heavy-duty equipment travel cases is the bees knees for opening beer bottles.

But I usually use the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method.
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