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    10 ways to open a bottle of beer without a bottle opener


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    I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.

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    I have a bottle opener on my keychain. No need for anything fancy.

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    Te mortuo heres tibi sim? scrublover's Avatar
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    SPD pedals work well.

    I believe the clouds in my coffee more than the weatherman on t.v.

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    throwing it at a senior citizen usually works
    riding and pimpin again

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    how about using your eyes like in eurotrip
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    If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.

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    I have a twelve pack...me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dauphin
    I have a twelve pack...me
    Well, sign me up!

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    I need to buy a helicopter.
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136
    I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.
    It is a popular party trick around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.
    Ummmm...

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    me just reeks of hormones...pretty cool, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it.
    Film at Eleven . . . .
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    I can use my belly button, and my friend can use his eye.

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    Buy cans!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    There is missing the one with train window. Some european trains have sliding windows and all you have to do is hold the bottle to the edge and slide the window up.
    Po všetkém hovno, enem po včelách med.

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    I watched my friend at the LBS open one with one of the tools that I believe it used to rebend rims.
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    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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    oooh when we were gofling once, a buddy smacked the top against something to open it. By the time he realized that the top of the bottle had broken off, he was already twisting the lemon into the top of his corona bottle. He bled the whole day.
    Irregardless is not a word, and you do not sound more intelligent using it.

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    In China, I've seen people use chopsticks -- It is one skill I intend to master before leaving.

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    A piece of paper.

    Personally though I just find a hard edge near by, put the tip of the cap on the edge, hit the cap, and off it goes. Works great seeing how as I drink non-twist off while frisbee golfing and never remeber a bottle opener.
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    The quieter you become... Falkon's Avatar
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    that just reminded me. I need to get out and go disc golfing this weekend.
    Quote Originally Posted by TechKnowGN
    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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    Opener on key ring.

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    Bite the top of the bottle off!
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    Having spent much of the past 30 years doing live concert & event production (audio engineer, production manager, roadie, stage technician) and/or performing as a musician, I learned that the Nielsen/Sessions® locking latch that comes on most heavy-duty equipment travel cases is the bees knees for opening beer bottles.

    But I usually use the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method.

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