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    Senior Member Naterider's Avatar
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    Grant Cypress amnesty

    Here are the facts.

    Cypress likes Jan.

    Cypress like big quads.

    Cypress craves attention

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    You could transpose those two names and all your statements would be true as well.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Cypress can spell too.
    Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Jake: Hit it.



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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    Did I miss something?
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    Nope. You didnt miss anythinging.

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    Mmkk.
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    Is that a real, un-photoshopped pic of DLRoth? Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Did I miss something?
    My thoughts precisely.
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    It looks silly when you have quotes from other forum members in your signature. Nobody on this forum is that funny.
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    Why am I in your signature.

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    Damn I'd look good in that bronze metallic suit.

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    Damn I would look good in that tribal paint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider

    Bukkake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Bukkake.
    It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talewinds
    It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye....

    *shudder*
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    Ok Ok. Cypress is a freak but not ryanf. Ryanf is real!!!!

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    Sorry Cypress.

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    Maybe I am Ryan's alter...

    What if Ryan is real, but I'm fake.


    How many of you have thought of that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Bukkake.
    Noooooo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZtWGB1Khc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryleeryno

    I mounted that guy's skis. He's a Salomon man.

    He also looks wayyyyy older in person.
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    Cypress-You make Dave and Sammy happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider
    Cypress-You make Dave and Sammy happy.

    It's a dirty job, but someone has got to do it.


    And I do mean dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider
    Here are the facts.

    Cypress likes Jan.

    Cypress like big quads.

    Cypress craves attention
    So are you outing someone? Naming names as it were?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I mounted that guy's skis. He's a Salomon man.

    He also looks wayyyyy older in person.


    He said mounted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider
    He said mounted.
    Cypress said "dirty job"
    I feel like a soiled kleenex dropped in the gutter in the red-light district of Paris.

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