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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    My freind, the dumbass

    This guy just got out of deep poop (getting a girl pregnant, they're both only 12 years old) and after about 1.5 months of being grounded, today, we were going to have a sleepover. He asks for my phone to call his mom. I hear him dial then say "do you want to really bad word me?" on the phone.
    Turns out that he called my ex gf, told her this (but she knew it was him, he's too stupid to be confused with anyone else) and her parents (which are HELLA overprotective over that spoiled girl) another really bad word him up GOOD

    We was walkin our bikes back home and his mom stomps out of her brothers house.
    Lets just leave it at this: he ain't gonna be ridin that bike again.

    I feel sorry for this fool.

    RANTY RANT RANT
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    I did not understand a single word of what you just posted.

    Tell your mommy to stop buying you mountain dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    I did not understand a single word of what you just posted.
    I'm thinking that's for the best.

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    Mowntan Doo Good!!!

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    No! Too much caffeine and posts become unintelligible.
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Max,

    1. Why are kids who aren't even teenagers yet doing things that get them pregnant? Where are their parents??

    2. Why are you up this late? Where are YOUR parents??

    3. What does fvk mean? I'm thinking Fizik for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    fvk means f**k

    my parents are asleep

    their parents are at home drinking coffee

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    Me knifing my tyre made as much sense as your post.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    You knifing your manhood doesn't make sense at all, cause there is no manhood to knife

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    Max the best thing I can do is to remind you to look at how your friends are conducting themselves. Sure, things are fun FOR THE MOMENT but there are always consequences (good or bad) to everything you do. For every action, there is a reaction.

    Look with the idea that anything you may do might have as an effect on others, or those who might be related to the situation. Be smart and guide yourself. You will make mistakes, but all in learning. But if you can, learn from others and watch from aside. Conduct yourself in a manner in which you can be proud of your decision making.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    Cheese

    Didn't understand anything that you just said Siu.

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    Believe it or not Max, Siu is right. Right now it seems like fun to act like a dufus all the time, and I say this with a huge load of irony, but really, one day you're going to wake up and have goals for yourself and try to do something with your life. Avoid the same mistakes your friends have made, and remember to wear you're helmet, and I will too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1
    Cheese

    Didn't understand anything that you just said Siu.

    Read it again slowly, sweetie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    Too Many Big Words!!!!!

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    Read it again little Max.

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    I bet if you held your head under water for a REALLLY long time it would make perfect sense.

    Also, I went mudding tonight and my tires liked it.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1
    Cheese

    Didn't understand anything that you just said Siu.
    Max, I suggest you carefully read Siu's post until you understand it. Feel free to PM me if you want to discuss the post in order to hopefully better understand it.
    If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wethepeople
    I bet if you held your head under water for a REALLLY long time it would make perfect sense.

    Also, I went mudding tonight and my tires liked it.
    Cool! And it tracks straight too?

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    Here's my question. At this point what good is grounding going to do? :?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Max the best thing I can do is to remind you to look at how your friends are conducting themselves. Sure, things are fun FOR THE MOMENT but there are always consequences (good or bad) to everything you do. For every action, there is a reaction.

    Look with the idea that anything you may do might have as an effect on others, or those who might be related to the situation. Be smart and guide yourself. You will make mistakes, but all in learning. But if you can, learn from others and watch from aside. Conduct yourself in a manner in which you can be proud of your decision making.
    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1
    Cheese

    Didn't understand anything that you just said Siu.
    I think she's just saying that it's easy to lose perspective because of the influence of one's surroundings and peers. I understand it's very difficult to extricate oneself from a particular environment and judge it from a better perspective. When you are surrounded by other people who are immature, are of bad character, or do not provide a positive influence, it is deceptively easy to become a part of that.

    I would guess her advice would be more appropriate for your jolly friend, but useful nonetheless.

    As for you, it is important to take away the message that you can learn a lot from observing others and reflecting on their behaviour.
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    This wouldn't have happen if they would have had Karate in their lives.

    Just sayin'.
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    Or Jeebus. Jest sayun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximan1
    This guy just got out of deep poop (getting a girl pregnant, they're both only 12 years old) and after about 1.5 months of being grounded, today, we were going to have a sleepover. He asks for my phone to call his mom. I hear him dial then say "do you want to really bad word me?" on the phone.
    Turns out that he called my ex gf, told her this (but she knew it was him, he's too stupid to be confused with anyone else) and her parents (which are HELLA overprotective over that spoiled girl) another really bad word him up GOOD

    We was walkin our bikes back home and his mom stomps out of her brothers house.
    Lets just leave it at this: he ain't gonna be ridin that bike again.

    I feel sorry for this fool.

    RANTY RANT RANT
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    Just how did he get out of 'deep poop' for getting a girl pregnant?

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    Turned her over?

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    buh dum bump...cheeeeeeee!!!!!!
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