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    Who has better legs, Jessica Simpson or Ryanf?

    Looks like Jess has some big guads and calves and at least shaves.

    Joe

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    You couldn't pick someone else to compare to? Jessica Simpson? Bah?

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    foo.

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    congratulations on 'creating' the lamest thread of the year.

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    Need pics.

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    this is dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    foo.
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    Anything for the fan club to keep Ryanf relevant. I enjoy the attempts, they are becoming more and more of a reach and it's interesting to see what will be next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalRJH
    Anything for the fan club to keep Ryanf relevant. I enjoy the attempts, they are becoming more and more of a reach and it's interesting to see what will be next.

    Must have been sleeping at the wheel. Who or what is a Ryanf???

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    This thread is worthless sans pics!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bantam
    This thread is worthless



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    Corrected.

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    Cobbler or Pie, discuss as this is of dire importance. The fate of the free world is affected by this decision....so pie or cobbler, which is it?


    I choose cobbler.
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    I would vote but someone told me it was wrong to make fun of kids on the forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Cobbler or Pie, discuss as this is of dire importance. The fate of the free world is affected by this decision....so pie or cobbler, which is it?


    I choose cobbler.
    Pie. Cobbler blows chunks

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    Pie. Pecan. Nothing more needs to be said.

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    Apple Pie
    CRUST (recipe makes one double crust):

    2 1/2 cups white flour
    2 tbsp. sugar
    1/4 tsp. salt
    1/2 cup cold butter, broken into small pieces
    5 tbsp. cold vegetable shortening
    8 tbsp. ice water
    • Measure the flour, sugar and salt together. Stir to combine.
    • Add the chilled butter pieces and shortening to the bowl. Cut them in with a pastry cutter or knife. Don't over mix them.
    • Add the ice water. Mix until the dough holds together (add a bit more water, if necessary).
    • Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface, knead it together, then divide in half.
    • Flatten each half into a disk, wrap in saran wrap and chill for at least half an hour.
    • Roll out one of the disks on a lightly floured surface until you have a circle that's about 12 inches in diameter.
    • Put the circle in a 9" pie plate, trimming any extra dough from the edges with a sharp knife (parents only). Return it to the refrigerator until you are ready to make the pie.
    • Add filling (see below)
    • Roll out the second ball of dough and cover top. Use a fork or your fingers to pinch the edges together. cut a couple slits in the top.


    FILLING

    1/3 to 2/3 cup sugar
    1/4 cup all-purpose flour
    1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
    1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
    Pinch of salt
    8 medium sized apples (a medium apple = about 1 cup)
    2 tablespoons margarine
    • Heat oven to 425 degrees.
    • Peel, core and slice the apples. Try to keep the size of the slices even.
    • Mix sugar, flour, nutmeg, cinnamon, and salt in large bowl.
    • Stir in apples.
    • Pour into pastry-lined pie plate.
    • Dot with margarine.
    • Cover with top crust and seal the edges. Cut slits in the top.
    • OPTIONAL: Cover edge with 3-inch strip of aluminum foil to prevent too much browning.
    • Remove foil during last 15 minutes of baking.
    • Bake 40 to 50 minutes or until crust is brown and juice begins to bubble through slits in crust.



    MMMM MMMM GOOD!

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    I can't see the pic in the OP. It's just a red "x." Am I really missing anything? Somehow, I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    I can't see the pic in the OP. It's just a red "x." Am I really missing anything? Somehow, I think not.

    Those are her legs, Vega. Sheesh! Thin, red crossed legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratebeer
    Looks like Jess has some big guads and calves and at least shaves.


    LOL, i have seen better legs .
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    I can't see the pic in the OP. It's just a red "x." Am I really missing anything? Somehow, I think not.
    I thought that was just a really pathetic excuse for vent cuts on a cherry pie with an abnormally white crust.
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    RyanF. His legs won't give you any diseases...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Oooooo OUCH!!

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    here you go:



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