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    Senior Member DannoXYZ's Avatar
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    Oh, she's so vicous!!!

    This one was so good, I just had to laugh when she sent it to me from her cell-phone :

    "better yet u can die slowly in a nice fiery car wreck on yr way north."


    Any memorable meanest you've gotten from your wives/GF/ex ???
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    "My father has forbidden me to see you anymore."

    Asian girls are weird.
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    Whatever did you do, you dog?
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Strange, I deleted the duplicate message saying you were a glutton for punisment and how no one who evers insults my hair lives for long... and it deleted both of them...

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    Yeah.. well.. she was passionate.. to say the least.
    Yeah, the insane psycho ones are the best in bed! So WILD and CRAZY!!!

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    I'd like to find a happy medium between psycho-high maintenance and daddy's-mouthpiece asian.
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Yeah, the insane psycho ones are the best in bed! So WILD and CRAZY!!!
    I've had both the wonderful joy and great displeasure of experiencing one of those. No thanks man. I don't care how great she is in bed, no way will I touch a psycho succubus again. I want my nuts to stay attached to me to the day I die.
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus
    Whatever did you do, you dog?
    Either I was too White, too poor, or not well-versed in Confucius to figure out what I did. Honestly, I know I come off as a prick on Bikeforums generally, but in real life I am a complete gentleman and a super attentive boyfriend. Things were going quite well up 'til that point. In about six months I'll be laughing about it. Right now, I'm not laughing
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    Was the girl's father born in Asia? Doesn't matter if she was born there or here, marrying a non-Asian is seen as a big insult to your family. Almost worth a stoning offence. Being the rebellious kid that I am, I've only dated white chics, specifically blondes...

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    I hate the ones that when you ask them out via an electronic message transfer service (hey, I never got a chance to do it in person,) instead of telling you to your face, or even in a reply... they tell your friends (while going ) about the e-mail.

    Yeah, goth bi psycho chicks lost a BUNCH of attractiveness to me at that point. (Actually, any one of those three adjectives...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
    "My father has forbidden me to see you anymore."

    Asian girls are weird.

    Yeah, for real - especially when they have parents from the 'old country'. I once met this beautiful FINE Chinese young woman who worked at this restaurant called the 'Pu Pu Hot Pot'.. She would always come into this place next door where I worked and order a cup of tea and just sit there and smile at me. She was fresh off the boat and hardly spoke any english - but she was so very fine that I went out and bought myself a book w/tape on mandarian chinese. I gave her my number and she'd call me and we'd talk for hours sometimes - but we didn't talk about anything specific really because my chinese was much worse than her english - which was still pretty bad. Eventually she stopped calling, and she also stopped working as a hostess at the Pu PU Hot Pot - so I decided one day to call her (I had her number from caller ID). When I called, her mom picked up and I asked to speak to 'May' - and she told me straight up that I had the wrong number because ''this is chinese household'' - I was like, no **** - of course it's a 'Chinese Household' ??.. but she hung up before I could say anything. There's more to this story, but it never worked out.. so what's the point.

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    Here's another choice one I've gotten in the past...

    "u r a worm. a pitiful little weakling without guts 2 face consiquences of yr actions. "

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    Well, she was from the "old country" too, but you know, when you meet someone who digs Andrew Lloyd Webber as much as you do, and they're not a gay man, you think it's a match made in heaven, no matter where they're from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Here's another choice one I've gotten in the past...

    "u r a worm. a pitiful little weakling without guts 2 face consiquences of yr actions. "
    Note to Danno-Don't date so many chicks who speak AOLese, no matter what their ethnicity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Here's another choice one I've gotten in the past...

    "u r a worm. a pitiful little weakling without guts 2 face consiquences of yr actions. "

    Yo, Danno.. why can't any of your women spell right? Seriously, is this like a special chic lingo or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
    Note to Danno-Don't date so many chicks who speak AOLese, no matter what their ethnicity.
    Well... these were IMs from cell-phone done in the heat of passion at the height of anger and madness, so it makes sense. Emails tend to be more grammatically correct. The one that sent me the 1st message is actually British with such a cute accent!

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    oh, AOLese.. I'm not too hip.

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    The Asian attitude varies a lot by country. Filipinos seem to almost prefer that their children marry Americans. My wife's parents were never a problem (beyond occasionally needing my wife to send money to some family member), and were both very nice people who made no effort whatsoever to meddle in our affairs (may they rest in peace). I'm struggling to think of another Asian country where this attitude is so prevalent though. Possibly Thais and Vietnamese aren't quite so hostile to interracial relationships as a rule.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
    Either I was too White, too poor, or not well-versed in Confucius to figure out what I did. Honestly, I know I come off as a prick on Bikeforums generally, but in real life I am a complete gentleman and a super attentive boyfriend. Things were going quite well up 'til that point. In about six months I'll be laughing about it. Right now, I'm not laughing
    I'd send <hugs> but that would be too sappy.

    Sorry for that dude. If it's any consolation I haven't gotten any in ages.
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    I went out the next night and sent from the pub...

    "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Wow, makes me pretty glad I either get along with or just don't talk to anyone that I used to date.

    I would hate to be the crazy psycho ex girlfriend I am much happier just getting along with people!

    You've certainly got a winner there Danno

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    "you make every day bad"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Was the girl's father born in Asia? Doesn't matter if she was born there or here, marrying a non-Asian is seen as a big insult to your family. Almost worth a stoning offence. Being the rebellious kid that I am, I've only dated white chics, specifically blondes...
    I am the only one in my family that only didn't really go for Asians. I got a lot of heck for that from people outside of my family. Was called "hollow bamboo", which is one of the lowest of the low anyone can call you. Granted, my family didn't mind a bit. *shrugs*

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    I married a gal of Lebanese/Syrian extraction. Is that like an Asian? I guess so because they call the place the middle east and not Europe!

    This is America and we are all Americans! Marry the American that rocks your world!

    As for women being vicious.......A gal once told me that she faked every orgasm she ever had with me...........I shrugged my shoulders and laughed and politely informed her I did not............ I then told her to have a nice day!

    It is hard to be vicious to an apathetic man!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malistryx
    ...You've certainly got a winner there Danno
    Heh, heh... welcome to FOO! Many chics have called me the biggest, most arrogant egotistical, sexist pig they've ever met! So my attitude tends to counteract the b|tchiest hotties out there! And when I don't roll over and become a doormat for them to have their way like all the other guys, they throw a tantrum! Especially when I break it off with them first, oh what a blow to their ego! To save face, I let them be FWBs.

    Here's another one I remember...

    "You didn't get hit by the ugly stick you ate it!"

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