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    explody pup
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    Hello from jsharr's foot locker

    I don't have much time... Finally found a wireless signal and my laptop battery is just about to die. Please someone help me! I'm somewhere in Richardson, TX in a large cedar chest in jsharr's garage. He only lets me out once a day to hose the box out and to beat me with a cane. The beatings aren't really that bad. Neither is the gimp suit he's making me wear. But, sweet lord, I am absolutely ****ing sick of eating frito chili pie! The indigestion is unbearable and jsharr won't give me any Pepcid! Says it's part of my punishment! I don't know how much of this I can take.

    Please, for the love of God, if you're reading this send some fruit! I need apples! Or maybe an orange! A banana? C'mon, bananas are cheap you miserly bastards! Oh, and a small tv and a PS3 with a couple games would be cool, too. It gets pretty boring in here.

    And do NOT tell jsharr I was here. I don't know if I can handle "the porcupine" again. *sobs quietly*

    With Much Love,

    explody pup

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    will this do
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    He's still got it!
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    Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!

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    Assplody poop? That you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!
    I think that's purely a want, VV.

    I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    It's good to hear that, without exception, you're having a wonderful time at camp, son. See you in the fall!

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    JSHARRR!!!! pup's out of the box again!!!!


    *runs and hides*
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Mods... clean up on aisle 5. Pup poop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    I think that's purely a want, VV.

    I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways.
    the one I have allready has some blowing hot air issues, I dont need any worst!

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    Puppy - I send you Guanabana - honest it is good!

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    Oh my pup. Sounds like your having a ball over there. I think you won't be needing the fruit!!!
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    is it me or is today ing subsitute with ed day .
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!

    Wait, what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    Wait, what?
    Don't worry Cypress I got your butt..... I mean back
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    The day is mine!
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    Pup, hang in there, the rescue crew is on their way!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crtreedude
    Pup, hang in there, the rescue crew is on their way!



    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    ^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.
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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    ^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.

    Other than Frito Chili Pie, my life wouldn't be much different.

    I loves me some FCP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
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    not so fast.
    Im not done with you.





    yet.

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    not so fast.
    Im not done with you.





    yet.

    *grabs Costco sized baby oil*
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    not so fast.
    Im not done with you.







    yet.



    Then hand Cypress over to me when your done BDG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    You laugh - they are coming as fast as they can...


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