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Old 07-06-07, 09:01 AM   #1
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Hello from jsharr's foot locker

I don't have much time... Finally found a wireless signal and my laptop battery is just about to die. Please someone help me! I'm somewhere in Richardson, TX in a large cedar chest in jsharr's garage. He only lets me out once a day to hose the box out and to beat me with a cane. The beatings aren't really that bad. Neither is the gimp suit he's making me wear. But, sweet lord, I am absolutely ****ing sick of eating frito chili pie! The indigestion is unbearable and jsharr won't give me any Pepcid! Says it's part of my punishment! I don't know how much of this I can take.

Please, for the love of God, if you're reading this send some fruit! I need apples! Or maybe an orange! A banana? C'mon, bananas are cheap you miserly bastards! Oh, and a small tv and a PS3 with a couple games would be cool, too. It gets pretty boring in here.

And do NOT tell jsharr I was here. I don't know if I can handle "the porcupine" again. *sobs quietly*

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Old 07-06-07, 09:06 AM   #2
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Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!
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Old 07-06-07, 09:24 AM   #5
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Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!
I think that's purely a want, VV.

I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways.
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JSHARRR!!!! pup's out of the box again!!!!


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I think that's purely a want, VV.

I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways.
the one I have allready has some blowing hot air issues, I dont need any worst!
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Oh my pup. Sounds like your having a ball over there. I think you won't be needing the fruit!!!
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is it me or is today ing subsitute with ed day .
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Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon!

Wait, what?
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Don't worry Cypress I got your butt..... I mean back
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Pup, hang in there, the rescue crew is on their way!

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^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.
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^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.

Other than Frito Chili Pie, my life wouldn't be much different.

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Then hand Cypress over to me when your done BDG.
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