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Old 07-09-07, 04:55 AM   #1
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OK, which one of you guys did this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070708/...d_leafy_robber

This is so dopey it MUST be a BF member. Come on, fess up. DR? EDR? Ryanf?

Wait, there's probably no Internet access from the local jail.

We'll never know.
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Old 07-09-07, 05:16 AM   #2
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That was probably one of my friends. Thanks for pointing this out to me, because I am going to have to look out for who did it. Definitely going to have to talk to some of my old friends and ask them about this.

Edit: I guess I should have finished the article. No one I knew.
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Old 07-09-07, 05:27 AM   #3
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A tree holding up the local branch. You'd think they'd have seen it coming...
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Old 07-09-07, 05:32 AM   #4
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Has to be am member of A&S!
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Old 07-09-07, 05:48 AM   #5
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Arboretum & Savings?

Hey, don't forget to tip the waitress, folks! I'll be here all week! (Hey? What's that? The act's been canceled? What the %^*#??? Fine - I'll just make like a tree and... nah, that joke's so bad that even I can't do it....)
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Isn't BDG in NH? And didn't she just get some new Zipps? Coincidence?
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Musta been the jolly green giant.
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Old 07-09-07, 06:21 AM   #8
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Nice.

I wonder if he said "Stick 'em up!"
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Old 07-09-07, 06:24 AM   #9
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I think he got turned around and lost on the way to a militia meeting and the teller just misunderstood him when he asked for directions!
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Old 07-09-07, 06:37 AM   #10
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Isn't BDG in NH? And didn't she just get some new Zipps? Coincidence?


I just saw this on the news.. and my mouth dropped!
I was shaking my head thinking..yep... we have some of the brightest ones in NH
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Old 07-09-07, 06:45 AM   #11
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Now, you all have so many trees up there - how did they know which one did it? I mean, don't they all look the same?
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Old 07-09-07, 06:50 AM   #12
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't of been for those pesky kids!

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Old 07-09-07, 06:51 AM   #13
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I hate when the AP makes puns like this...
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He was trying snag some green by turning over a new leaf. However the root of his problem is that he had the wrong branch.
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Im still laughing about this.. I cannot believe he thought this would be his camouflage..
I mean, I would of dropped on the ground with laughters if I had been that bank teller.
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"Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?"



"It's leave, you idiot! 'Make like a tree, and leave.' You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!"
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Old 07-09-07, 11:39 AM   #17
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and people ask why I am moving from Manchester to Concord, NH .....
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This gives "round up the usual suspects" a whole new meaning.
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Old 07-09-07, 12:29 PM   #19
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I imagine the police line-up consisted of the guy, two oak trees, a japanese maple, and a ficus. "Okay... can you point out the tree that robbed your bank?"
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How would he dress to rob a sperm bank? My guess is as a bush.
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Old 07-09-07, 04:48 PM   #21
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Old 07-09-07, 09:23 PM   #22
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The costume seemed like a good idea until a dog with a full bladder couldn't find a fire hydrant.
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At least so I was told.
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