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    Banned. timmyquest's Avatar
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    Heeeres your sign

    My sister-"That toaster oven sucks doesn't it?!"

    me-"What do you mean?"

    My sister-"Well it always burns the toast"

    me-"You set the timer yourself..."

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    Senior Member Mr. Gear Jammer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    My sister-"That toaster oven sucks doesn't it?!"

    me-"What do you mean?"

    My sister-"Well it always burns the toast"

    me-"You set the timer yourself..."
    Thats crazy, and funny at the same time.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Chief Slacking Officer ms.gio's Avatar
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    I find it amusing.

    BTW, Mr. Jammer, I used to polevault. Tropical pole vaulting sounds interesting. (In reference to your sig)
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Buyer: What's the difference between these two pallets of peaches?
    Me: They are from two different growers at two different locations. Chile and domestic.
    Buyer: What's the difference between the Chilean Peaches and regular peaches? What does that mean?
    Me: These (pointing to pallet) are from Chile and these (other pallet) are from here.
    Buyer: But what's the difference?
    Me: It's summer in Chile and it's the end of the season. The ones from here are just at the start of the season.
    Buyer: So what does that mean? I mean, what is the big deal about these? (pointing to pallet from Chile)
    Me: THESE are from CHILE!!!!!!!
    Buyer: Oh I see. Okay. I'll take 20 cases.
    *GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr*
    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 07-20-07 at 05:07 PM.

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