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    This Just In: Germans make Lousy Sausages

    seriously, Wisconsin's are better.


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    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Ha ha ha.


    I don't get it.

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    this is sacrilege!
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Maybe they aren't spicy enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Maybe they aren't spicy enough.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ummmmm. I mean the German dudes. They aren't spicy enough.

    It's a Splody and Jsharr thing, nevermind.
    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 07-22-07 at 04:57 PM.

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    This defies probability. No thread has ever escaped Politics and Religion forum. Well, except for my Kraftwerk thread.
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    There's a guy Portland who makes his own kielbasa. Polish immigrant. Different levels and varieties of spice for all tastes. Delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    This defies probability. No thread has ever escaped Politics and Religion forum. Well, except for my Kraftwerk thread.
    Both involving Germans.......

    Hmmm, perhaps it's related to Schroedinger?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Hmmm, perhaps it's related to Schroedinger?
    Most likely his cat. All real conspiracies involve a cat somehow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Both involving Germans.......

    Hmmm, perhaps it's related to Schroedinger?
    LOL. Y'know, those types of jokes don't go over so well on construction sites...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    LOL. Y'know, those types of jokes don't go over so well on construction sites...
    At least you and Donna, and the other Foo folk "get" my humor! Most of my quips get treated to a blank stare in the real world!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    LOL. Y'know, those types of jokes don't go over so well on construction sites...
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    Most likely his cat. All real conspiracies involve a cat somehow.
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    The hard part is grinding the Germans up and getting them into casings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    Most likely his cat. All real conspiracies involve a cat somehow.
    Well, I can tell you after a life of living with mutitudes of the little bastids, they are always involved in any conspiracy around here. Right up to their little elevator butt tails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    This defies probability. No thread has ever escaped Politics and Religion forum. Well, except for my Kraftwerk thread.
    I think there was another thread moved once. But you're right, not often a thread is designated lofty enough to make it out of the PnR basemant.

    Randya, you are over reaching again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by randya View Post
    seriously, Wisconsin's are better.

    I would have to agree. But most people in Wisconsin are German descendants anyway, so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya View Post
    seriously, Wisconsin's are better.

    Bite your tongue. Then bite a German sausage ... wait, that didn't come out right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Bite your tongue. Then bite a German sausage ... wait, that didn't come out right.
    I like the crunchy kind of sausage. The kind that squirt when you bite 'em.
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    I'm German. Try my sausage and tell me what you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    I'm German. Try my sausage and tell me what you think.

    Who here prefers the little breakfast links - over a nice big kielbasa? ..That's right, no one. Sorry dood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I like the crunchy kind of sausage. The kind that squirt when you bite 'em.


    That's uhm, really revolting.

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    Just say 'no' to pork, ppl.

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