Well... more like deep questions.
Does polishing an alloy rim render it as ineffective as a steel rim in the rain?
Do vegans ride Brooks saddles?
If you put Campy derailleurs on your Schwinn, will you suddenly develop a desire for cappuccino with your blueberry pie?
Does "professionally packed" always mean he's a professional desk jockey that has no idea how to pack a bike for shipping?
Does any of this matter in the big scheme of things? What IS the Big Scheme?