Why do people who subject themselves to McDonalds "food" buy bottled water?
Why does Washington DC, supposedly the nerve center of American freedom prohibit its residents from owning serious firepower, or even so much as allow guns to be kept ready for home defense?
Why does a soccer mom need an 11mpg SUV to drop off her brats at school?
What is the point of a hot water heater? Why do we heat already hot water?
Now, more stupid questions please.