#10) Every other BF topic seems dumber than the last.
#9) The fact that you've never fallen over in your clipless pedals starts to amaze you.
#8) You get more Private Messages on BF than business emails on Mondays.
#7) No matter how dire the world news, you check Road Cycling on BF first when you go online.
#6) Although you've never been a huge fan, you start to worship Vinokourov.
#5) You start actually thinking bicycles may have bling after all.
#4) You think DocRay may to be onto something with his 'they're all doping' rants.
#3) You realize that your bike schwag purchases over the past two years could have bought you a pretty nifty new motorcycle.
#2) You start using the succinct terms 'correct' and 'incorrect' in conversation with friends and family.
And the #1 sign you've been on BF too long
#1) botto has become a Beacon of Light and Truth.