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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    Top 10 Signs you've been on BF too long

    #10) Every other BF topic seems dumber than the last.

    #9) The fact that you've never fallen over in your clipless pedals starts to amaze you.

    #8) You get more Private Messages on BF than business emails on Mondays.

    #7) No matter how dire the world news, you check Road Cycling on BF first when you go online.

    #6) Although you've never been a huge fan, you start to worship Vinokourov.

    #5) You start actually thinking bicycles may have bling after all.

    #4) You think DocRay may to be onto something with his 'they're all doping' rants.

    #3) You realize that your bike schwag purchases over the past two years could have bought you a pretty nifty new motorcycle.

    #2) You start using the succinct terms 'correct' and 'incorrect' in conversation with friends and family.

    And the #1 sign you've been on BF too long

    #1) botto has become a Beacon of Light and Truth.


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    Double Secret Probation R900's Avatar
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    Yes.
    Time to Ride...

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    Elite Fred mollusk's Avatar
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    You know you are are BF too much when BF becomes your home page.

    (Not yet for me!)
    I'm the world's forgotten boy. The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy.

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    I would say that devising this list ought to be number 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barba View Post
    I would say that devising this list ought to be number 1.
    Correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollusk View Post
    You know you are are BF too much when BF becomes your home page.

    (Not yet for me!)

    That was long ago for me...
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    Broken until next season

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    When you start listening to the advice you get.

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    Erect member since 1953 cccorlew's Avatar
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    When you ordered a BF NorCal jersey and then felt bad the 50+ BF forum didn't have their own, so you designed it and are having it made....
    But that's not it
    It's that I feel bad there isn't a jersey for this BF forum (at least that I know about. Did I blink?)
    WANTED: Not a darn thing. I've got it all. Life is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by barba View Post
    I would say that devising this list ought to be number 1.
    +1 to this!
    3 years commuting while there's no snow on the ground. 20km round trip.
    Quote Originally Posted by madfiNch
    What's the point of a bike if you can only ride it on weekends, and you can't even carry anything with you?!

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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cccorlew View Post
    When you ordered a BF NorCal jersey and then felt bad the 50+ BF forum didn't have their own, so you designed it and are having it made....
    But that's not it
    It's that I feel bad there isn't a jersey for this BF forum (at least that I know about. Did I blink?)
    If anyone ever seems me wearing a jersey like this, please shoot me. It would be categorized by the authorities as euthanasia.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post

    #1) botto has become a Beacon of Light and Truth.

    That's a pretty cool front door Botto has there. It would be cool to take come bike pics in front of that door. Maybe that could replace the white garage door?

    Botto looks like he's put on a few lbs though and what was he thinking with the white? BLACK SHORTS ONLY BOTTO!!! BLACK SHORTS ONLY!!!

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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    And now you know why when botto doesn't really know the answer he just wings it.

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    You're right, every post seems dumber than the last!

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    Quote Originally Posted by runtimmyc View Post
    You're right, every post seems dumber than the last!
    The beauty of BF is that the dumbness is not just on the surface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    If anyone ever seems me wearing a jersey like this, please shoot me. It would be categorized by the authorities as euthanasia.

    That is all.
    Correct.
    "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ...'holy *****...what a ride!'"

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    Ummmm, Damn!

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    Your work suffers...

    Your marriage suffers...

    Your relationship with your kids suffers...

    Your riding suffers...

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    You forgot Number 11: posting about issues that are irrelevant and completely unrelated to biking.

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    I thought #11 was "You feel the need to add a #11 to a list of Top Ten Things..."
    Envision, Energize, Enable

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    You contribute to Road Cycling but only own a mountain bike...

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    Eschew Obfuscation SesameCrunch's Avatar
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    When you have nothing better to post than a topic like: Top 10 Signs you've been on BF too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SesameCrunch View Post
    When you have nothing better to post than a topic like: Top 10 Signs you've been on BF too long.
    Pointless topics RULE.

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    When you know that it has all been said, so all answers are available via the search. Therefore, all that is left is pointless topics.

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    Your wife starts sleeping with a neighbor and then asks for a divorce.

    I HAVE been here too long.

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    Yikes.

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