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    The hitting Cypress in the head thread

    I'll start.

    I would use a bowling pin.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Louisville slugger.

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    .45 ACP.

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    Quail.

    I know he hates those.
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    I'd toss an empty water bottle.

    I'd get more satisfaction from the look of surprise on his face than I would from either the butt whooping I'd get in retaliation, or the prison term I'd have to serve.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    What did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
    "you can never get too low when you're so damn high, on the blessed hellride"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlessedHellride View Post
    What did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
    He's suffering from a broken heart.
    http://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...5&postcount=71
    First Class Jerk

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    I'd use jsharr.
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    oh poor Cypress, do you need a group hug???
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    Thin leaky plastic bag full of sewage.
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    i would use a flying inverted wombat kick to the temple....





    [disclaimer] i have nothing against cypress other than the fact he is way faster than me...this is just my preferred method of dealing with punk a** fools dog!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlessedHellride View Post
    WHO did Cypress do? I don't usually come to foo, but I haven't seen him post for awhile in road.
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    nobody touches him!
    I wont get my full money's worth when I put him up for auction

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
    nobody touches him!
    I wont get my full money's worth when I put him put or auction.
    I went for the head, so that the parts you need should be intact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Oh oh me thinks maybe he has had a wandering eye????
    "you can never get too low when you're so damn high, on the blessed hellride"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I went for the head, so that the parts you need should be intact.
    wait this is not what my brain told my fingers to type!
    let me rephrase this
    ( fixed my quote, it was pretty bad)

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    I would hit him w/ RyanF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
    wait this is not what my brain told my fingers to type!
    let me rephrase this
    ( fixed my quote, it was pretty bad)
    Your mind must have been on other matters!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Jon's pink tights.























    With Jon still in them!

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    I'd flick it with my finger. That should hurt pretty bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Jon's pink tights.























    With Jon still in them!
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    Come on people, show some compassion - it isn't obvious he has already been hit on the head enough?!

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