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    Penis Envy

    Have you gots it?

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    Yes'm.
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    A penis? I think so.

    *peers down into pants*

    Yeppers.

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    I reckon.
    Ten tenths.

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    I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
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    Yes.

    Tee-hee.

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    My wife lies and says it is perfect, so I believe her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Have you gots it?
    have i gots envy or have i gots a penis?


    hmmmm, depends on who we're comparing to.
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
    I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
    +20 (years)

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    Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
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    I have breasts, what would I want with this penis thing???

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    By the Freudian definition, I am not female and I do not have penis envy.
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    peni'th envy? What's that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
    I don't have it. I have organ envy instead.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

    "YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

    I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....

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    No envy here. I'm very happy with having been born female, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad's Colnago View Post
    I'm married, I have no use for a penis.
    talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!

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    I'm envious of whatever penis bdg is refering to.

    I can't say that with a straight face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
    talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!
    They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .
    awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

    "YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

    I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....
    Now, that's hella funny!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
    awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years
    The husband or the penis?
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    Mine's detachable.

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    Okay, I will admit I am a bit envious of this one.

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    That guy may have a penis, but I'll gurantee you he's never seen a vagina
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