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Old 07-25-07, 06:48 PM   #1
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I have been taking Whoppers washed down with cherry slurpee. Is the Foo director sportif gonna fire me?
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No, she's going to boink you. Whatever that means. The foo director sporteeeef that is.
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Old 07-25-07, 06:51 PM   #3
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absolutely your as good as gone! just like vino
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I'm doing a pizza transfusion as we speak.
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I dunno, man. High fructose corn syrup and trans fats are pretty heavy stuff.
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I have been taking Whoppers washed down with cherry slurpee. Is the Foo director sportif gonna fire me?
Add some beer to that diet and you may have Der Kaiser's diet! ;p
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Transfats are great! I loves my original Oreos! The new ones give me the trots.
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I dunno, man. High fructose corn syrup and trans fats are pretty heavy stuff.
The High Fructose Corn Syrup defense.. I can see it forming right now.. "Me and my buddies were chugging a slupree the previous day.. that could have led to my high testosterone"
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Old 07-25-07, 08:45 PM   #11
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No, she's going to boink you. Whatever that means. The foo director sporteeeef that is.
Really?.. Maybe thats what I need to do to get some action..(rummages the cupboard for some allergy meds)
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I have been taking Whoppers washed down with cherry slurpee. Is the Foo director sportif gonna fire me?
Cherry Slurpie?????
Are you from Michigan?

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Hufu is the name of a tofu-based product designed to resemble the taste of human flesh. Billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative", it's designed to provide connoisseurs of people-eaters with a legal way to please their palates.

The Hufu website provides a variety of recipes that originally called for human flesh, but now uses hufu as a replacement.

So what does human flesh taste like? According to the website:

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If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.
The makers are also planning to create similar products, "Hufu Healthy Hearts" and "Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver".
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/2005/09/...man-flesh.html
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Old 07-25-07, 08:56 PM   #14
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Your own pizza? or someone else's?
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I have been taking Whoppers washed down with cherry slurpee. Is the Foo director sportif gonna fire me?
I vote we ban you to the A&S forum for a few months...
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<crunch, crunch> Dam you, my boss and I are eating whoppers now as well.
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Ohhhhhh Noeeeesssssss! I am already shrunken enough, thank you very much
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Ohhhhhh Noeeeesssssss! I am already shrunken enough, thank you very much
I was just about to ask you how the boys are doing.
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I was just about to ask you how the boys are doing.
Wade is at day camp and Ryan is spending a week at the lake with my parents, thanks for asking.
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Wade is at day camp and Ryan is spending a week at the lake with my parents, thanks for asking.
Alright.

You haven't noticed any changes in them lately, have you?
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Alright.

You haven't noticed any changes in them lately, have you?
Wade seems to be getting more responsible and has started loosing his baby teeth. Ryan is about potty trained and does not use a pacifier any more.
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