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Old 07-28-07, 08:21 PM   #1
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Don't you just wanna smack some people in the forehead?

ERGHHH!!

But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-28-07, 08:24 PM   #2
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First thought: Yes.

Second thought: Why do you ask?
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Old 07-28-07, 08:28 PM   #3
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Cuz I'm rett to smack 'er one. Or at least flick her in the forehead.
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Old 07-28-07, 08:28 PM   #4
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ERGHHH!!

But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!!
You're talking about my new found roadie-ness, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? Well, fine. *cough*Siu'saroadie*cough*
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Old 07-28-07, 08:31 PM   #5
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I thought you were a him, not a her. But yes, I'd flick YOU, too! (I wouldn't smack you.)
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Old 07-28-07, 08:41 PM   #6
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I thought you were a him, not a her. But yes, I'd flick YOU, too! (I wouldn't smack you.)
Aw. I'll take that as a compliment
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Old 07-28-07, 08:44 PM   #7
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Hells yes. But I'm too lazy to smack people. I rather just give them a <scornful Jon look>.
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Old 07-28-07, 08:47 PM   #8
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I'm currently sitting in this con-fangled new nasty computer chair that insists on sliding down slowly so I start by sitting up high like a little kid with my feet dangling - and now I'm sitting here with my chin on the keyboard.

OK, so I'd like to get rid of this thing.

But what and why would you want to smack someone on the forehead? I'm confused. (dam chair anyway ... <scooch, schrooch, twist, stretch, ahhhhh now I can see the monitor again)
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Old 07-28-07, 08:51 PM   #9
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I'd rather smack someone ON the forehead.
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I'm currently sitting in this con-fangled new nasty computer chair that insists on sliding down slowly so I start by sitting up high like a little kid with my feet dangling - and now I'm sitting here with my chin on the keyboard.

OK, so I'd like to get rid of this thing.

But what and why would you want to smack someone on the forehead? I'm confused. (dam chair anyway ... <scooch, schrooch, twist, stretch, ahhhhh now I can see the monitor again)
Because it's more fun than a stress ball.

More effective, too.
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Old 07-28-07, 09:01 PM   #11
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Because it's more fun than a stress ball.

More effective, too.

hehe, is it the upper body workout by pumping the chair back up ... or is it more for the thigh workout by getting up so I can swear and pump the chair up again.

hehe, either way - I guess I'm getting a total body work out here!
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Old 07-28-07, 09:05 PM   #12
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Ehhhh........You know how it is when you have a smooth running bike and someone just throws a stick in your spokes? Well, she is the stick if ya know what I mean.

Not a team player and very selfish. Everyone is getting frustrated with her. And she thinks that you will let it slide if she just gives you a smirk.

Well I'm about to give her a SMACK with the palm of my hand.
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Old 07-28-07, 09:17 PM   #13
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Multiple times every day.
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Old 07-28-07, 09:18 PM   #14
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Heads like that may hurt your hand. Try aiming for the side of the melon instead. As in:

"If you don't quit that, I'm gonna smack you upside yore head"!
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Old 07-28-07, 09:31 PM   #15
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Finally a request that I can appreciate. Who do I get to smack ???
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Old 07-28-07, 09:32 PM   #16
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Yes. The dick head FedEx guy who dropped the package with my new crank off at my neighbors instead of at the apartment office like he is supposed to when someones not home. I don't even know this neighbor, I've never met them, they are never home. I've been knocking on their door for hours. I'm sure it will be days before I get this package.
Fortunately I close on my new house Monday and won't have to deal with this apartment crap anymore.
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Old 07-28-07, 10:06 PM   #17
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Try flicking the ear instead of the forehead...
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Old 07-28-07, 10:18 PM   #18
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Try flicking the ear instead of the forehead...
I second that... if you SMACK it hard enough, you could give her cauliflower ear .
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Yes!

I love when you guys talk about headshots!
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Old 07-28-07, 10:30 PM   #20
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hey! that hurts! ya'll quit bangin on my melon please.
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Old 07-29-07, 12:17 AM   #21
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Yes, I want to apply a vigorous head smack occasionally. The kind of fast double tap where you smack them again when the head rebounds on the neck.
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Old 07-29-07, 09:04 AM   #22
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Sometimes, I just want to line up an entire city shoulder to shoulder, then I would be on a moped with one arm extended for a mass-head slapping. It's just more efficient that way.
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Old 07-29-07, 09:18 AM   #23
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A wet slap. That would sting.
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My Cat Cali is the grand expert at the non-lethal forehead slap. Play with her a little, go to give her a little kiss, she'll oblige you then, outta nowhere...THWACK!!!
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ERGHHH!!

But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!!
I just want to sleep becuase i am tired as hell, which is quite usual of late.
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