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Old 07-29-07, 05:33 PM   #1
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Poem time, yep i am poet

I call this: 1-2-3 and the mighty four

Why do cards have a face, if this might be the case
Then they should talk like us, speaking of anougher time
Green is a color that is so cool, for the sprinters that always rule
Never challenge them to a duel

Yellow is color of the number one, the fastest at the start of the gun
Winning can be fun, the feeling is second to none
You get the prize at the end of the race, you just won first place
This victory is great in many ways

Then there is the color white, the young gun that races right
His youth and skill are good, he might win yellow sometime he should
A surpise on his face, the best young rider of the race
This guy tends to set a fast pace

Then there is the guy with red and white
Called the pokadot jersey a man that should be worthy
A guy who climbs the hills does it just for thrills
Fastest on this type of land

I see a guy runs back in forth
Getting water for all the men, there is name for his duty
Called domestique, a server of the grand team
Ultimate team player these riders seem

Wasting all their energy and time
To help their team finish first in line
Dude that is might kind for you to sacrifise the win
To help others i have no way to describe or to begin

I see a guy comes with speed, races for no need
Rides huge gear, riding with no fear
When he crashes and burns he never sheds a tear
This man is the Time trial expert races in a little land

The best of his kind, not a better time trialer you can find
It is the best rider in a stage, fastest in a course
Supposed to ride like a crazy race horse, you are on your own
Avoiding the danger zone, possesing a talent never shown

This race has lasted all this time 3 weeks at their prime
Racing around a land, called France thets all prepare to dance
This race is called Le Tour De France, they raced from july 7-29th
It ends today, what else can i say

They races over 2,000 miles, 189 started the race
Many could not keep up with the pace
Some cheated and got kicked out, many began to shout
What the hell is all these drugs about?

Things are getting better, riders seem so clean
Not racing like they are mean, today the racers are awarded the jerseys
They have been fightng for, and everyone has been keeping score
Remember their are four, this race shocked me to the core

Why? a young man named Contrador won and got the score
Won the yellow jersey and raced like he was in a hurry
He is only 24, so many years he has in store
Wonder what he will be racing for?

Discovery is America's team, no knows this it seems
So many good guys there, they race all so fair
They never doped and thats no longer my scare
The talent level they have i cannot compare

Why? well they have 3 other guys who have a look in their eyes
Wanting to win the Jersey, they are like horses in the Kentucky Derby
Odd how just riding a bicycle can make you rich, doing the thing you love
These abilities should be thanked becuase they came from above
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Old 07-29-07, 07:21 PM   #2
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No one replied yet, well good things come for those who wait.
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Old 07-29-07, 08:10 PM   #3
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oh come on, I'm still trying to put this to rap music - ya know it's gonna take a while ...



It's fine sir jammer!
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oh come on, I'm still trying to put this to rap music - ya know it's gonna take a while ...



It's fine sir jammer!
Thanks alot Tude, i am a good rapper got some soul in me from eating all that chicken.
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