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    Poem time, yep i am poet

    I call this: 1-2-3 and the mighty four

    Why do cards have a face, if this might be the case
    Then they should talk like us, speaking of anougher time
    Green is a color that is so cool, for the sprinters that always rule
    Never challenge them to a duel

    Yellow is color of the number one, the fastest at the start of the ***
    Winning can be fun, the feeling is second to none
    You get the prize at the end of the race, you just won first place
    This victory is great in many ways

    Then there is the color white, the young *** that races right
    His youth and skill are good, he might win yellow sometime he should
    A surpise on his face, the best young rider of the race
    This guy tends to set a fast pace

    Then there is the guy with red and white
    Called the pokadot jersey a man that should be worthy
    A guy who climbs the hills does it just for thrills
    Fastest on this type of land

    I see a guy runs back in forth
    Getting water for all the men, there is name for his duty
    Called domestique, a server of the grand team
    Ultimate team player these riders seem

    Wasting all their energy and time
    To help their team finish first in line
    Dude that is might kind for you to sacrifise the win
    To help others i have no way to describe or to begin

    I see a guy comes with speed, races for no need
    Rides huge gear, riding with no fear
    When he crashes and burns he never sheds a tear
    This man is the Time trial expert races in a little land

    The best of his kind, not a better time trialer you can find
    It is the best rider in a stage, fastest in a course
    Supposed to ride like a crazy race horse, you are on your own
    Avoiding the danger zone, possesing a talent never shown

    This race has lasted all this time 3 weeks at their prime
    Racing around a land, called France thets all prepare to dance
    This race is called Le Tour De France, they raced from july 7-29th
    It ends today, what else can i say

    They races over 2,000 miles, 189 started the race
    Many could not keep up with the pace
    Some cheated and got kicked out, many began to shout
    What the hell is all these drugs about?

    Things are getting better, riders seem so clean
    Not racing like they are mean, today the racers are awarded the jerseys
    They have been fightng for, and everyone has been keeping score
    Remember their are four, this race shocked me to the core

    Why? a young man named Contrador won and got the score
    Won the yellow jersey and raced like he was in a hurry
    He is only 24, so many years he has in store
    Wonder what he will be racing for?

    Discovery is America's team, no knows this it seems
    So many good guys there, they race all so fair
    They never doped and thats no longer my scare
    The talent level they have i cannot compare

    Why? well they have 3 other guys who have a look in their eyes
    Wanting to win the Jersey, they are like horses in the Kentucky Derby
    Odd how just riding a bicycle can make you rich, doing the thing you love
    These abilities should be thanked becuase they came from above
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    No one replied yet, well good things come for those who wait.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    oh come on, I'm still trying to put this to rap music - ya know it's gonna take a while ...



    It's fine sir jammer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    oh come on, I'm still trying to put this to rap music - ya know it's gonna take a while ...



    It's fine sir jammer!
    Thanks alot Tude, i am a good rapper got some soul in me from eating all that chicken.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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