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Old 08-03-07, 09:37 AM   #1
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Does anyone remember the end of this joke?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He orders a drink, and as the bartender sets it down infront of him, the monkey runs down his arm and sticks his penis in the drink. This continues each time the man orders a drink.

For the life of me I can't remember the punch line to this joke...but I seem to remember it was funny.

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Old 08-03-07, 09:39 AM   #2
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did you google it?
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Old 08-03-07, 09:41 AM   #3
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did you google it?



...wait, I don't get it....
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Old 08-03-07, 09:42 AM   #4
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did you google it?

thanks for the advice....now I have these visuals of assorted monkey peni in my head that won't leave.

good advice dr phil...
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Check this thread, maybe it's there.

Seriously, now, this is just cruel... Somebody's got to know the punch line here!

I seem to remember something like the monkey was his official taster...but obviously that won't work.
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thanks for the advice....now I have these visuals of assorted monkey peni in my head that won't leave.

good advice dr phil...
Using Google is bad advise? You didn't do a GIS instead did you? I'd have to assume that wouldn't end well, but it's got to be in the first few hits, I'd do it for you, but I'd prefer not to have monkey wang as a search I did at work.
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I know the one about the monkey that ate the cue ball, but not this one, sorry.
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I know the one about the monkey that ate the cue ball, but not this one, sorry.
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He orders a drink, and as the bartender sets it down infront of him, the monkey runs down his arm and sticks his penis in the drink. This continues each time the man orders a drink.

For the life of me I can't remember the punch line to this joke...but I seem to remember it was funny.
Ahahhaha! That's a good one.
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"
I did a google search to try and find that joke, and this referenced cueball one is all I could find...
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A guy has way too much to drink and stumbles out the back door of a bar instead of into the restroom as he planned. He is surprised to walk up on a man barbequing a goat over an open flame. The gentleman is slowly turning the crudely made rotisserie with the goat impaled on it. The drunkard stands there for a few minutes taking in the scene and stumbles over to the guy and gently puts his arm around him.

Softly he tells him: "Hey buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your music box stopped working and your monkey's on fire".
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*bump*... i'm still interested in trying to find out the punchline of the joke
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