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    CPM M4 BananaTugger's Avatar
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    My apartment smells like bacon.

    And I don't know why.

    Any ideas?
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    You check the oven?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    You check the oven?
    Yes, in and on top.

    No bacon to be found.
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    Some ghosts smell like bacon. Anyone die in your house?
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    Any missing, presumed dead, pets?

    edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachoman View Post
    Any missing, presumed dead, pets?
    Like, say, a pig?

    edit: What Nachoman said.

    Except that pig ghosts actually smell like like patchouli. Odd, but true.

    Hippie ghosts smell like Aqua Velva, for similar reasons.
    Last edited by Krink; 08-04-07 at 08:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachoman View Post
    Any missing, presumed dead, pets?

    edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
    Cat and fish.

    All are accounted for.

    This is really freaking me out. Only in the last hour has it started to smell like bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Some ghosts smell like bacon. Anyone die in your house?
    No one dies around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaTugger View Post

    This is really freaking me out. Only in the last hour has it started to smell like bacon.
    Olfactory hallucination. Sign of stroke. Take an aspirin, just to be safe. Or, do you get migrains perchance?
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    Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malistryx View Post
    Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?
    I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
    Good point, what was I thinking?!

    Call Ghostbusters.

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    When you're apartment smells
    Just like a pig
    Who you gonna call?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.



    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    So, it's not coming from any of the bedrooms, or the living room, or the kitchen, but the bathroom!!?!!12

    What the ****.
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    Spider pig?
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    Spider pig?
    I'll check the corners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malistryx View Post
    Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?
    That would make sense.

    Although, it shouldn't smell like they are making bacon in the same room as me.
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    Are you armed?
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    How else would he type if not armed?
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Are you armed?
    Two of them. =/

    Do you mean limbs? Or firearms? 'Cause I have both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    Spider pig?
    Ghost of a spider pig?

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    Beetle juice...
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    You would shoot a pig in your bathroom??
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    I think we can safely conclude that BT is doomed.

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