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Old 08-09-07, 09:19 AM   #1
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Banned Titles!

Ok, think this through;

This game is meant to be lighthearted.

No swearing no photos.

You must use wit and intelligence.

Siu picks the winner (I hope).

Your mission (insert Mission Impossible theme here)

Write a title of a thread with the idea that you want to thread to be banned, or said another way, what would you say in a thread title that would immediatly make a mod want to ban the thread.

Example: My hemorrhoid, (see photo)

Now what title can you come up with that would make someone want to ban it.

Remember, no photos and swearing, you need to be original. Have fun....

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Old 08-09-07, 10:06 AM   #10
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Why would we ban that one? Anyone can get those pictures by just searching Google.
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Old 08-09-07, 10:12 AM   #12
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Old 08-09-07, 11:07 AM   #21
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