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    Banned Titles!

    Ok, think this through;

    This game is meant to be lighthearted.

    No swearing no photos.

    You must use wit and intelligence.

    Siu picks the winner (I hope).

    Your mission (insert Mission Impossible theme here)

    Write a title of a thread with the idea that you want to thread to be banned, or said another way, what would you say in a thread title that would immediatly make a mod want to ban the thread.

    Example: My hemorrhoid, (see photo)

    Now what title can you come up with that would make someone want to ban it.

    Remember, no photos and swearing, you need to be original. Have fun....

    Steven

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    Photos--Cypress, Ryanf and the Costco-Sized Bottle of Baby Oil (Warning--Graphic)

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    I ate this once and it came back up. Should I eat it again?
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    Photos--Cypress, Ryanf and the Costco-Sized Bottle of Baby Oil (Warning--Graphic)
    Why would we ban that one? Anyone can get those pictures by just searching Google.
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    What do I wear under my Kilt: (PICS)
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    Truckload of puppies crashes in Wolf Creek Pass: Pics:
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Linda Lovelace eats the whole thing! Pics, Discuss

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    Does this look infected? (pics enclosed)

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    I Poop'd the Alphabet ~ NSFW

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    My white bibs are transparent when wet. Problem? (pics)

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    believing is god is no different than believing in santa claus




    i killed my baby at the free clinic today
    Last edited by atomship47; 08-09-07 at 11:10 AM. Reason: can't spell claus!
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
    believing is god is no different than believing in santa clause
    Don't spend much time in P&R, do you?

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    Yeast Infections & Bread Making Ideas

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    But on the road more MTBLover's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Yeast Infections & Bread Making Ideas
    Now THAT is simply gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Don't spend much time in P&R, do you?
    ABORTION: stops a beating..........cancer
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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