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    Mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates

    But she forgot to mention that 4 out of 5 chocolates in a chocolate box suck ass. What gives?!

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    You are buying too cheap of chocolates.

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    I think that's the point.
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    That's true on sooooo many levels.

    (Money buys power, power buys success.)
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    Crunchy Frog

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    But she forgot to mention that 4 out of 5 chocolates in a chocolate box suck ass. What gives?!
    You have ass sucking chocolate? You should patent that...you'd make a fortune!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Sorry, i meant to say chocolate that was sucked from the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    Sorry, i meant to say chocolate that was sucked from the ass.
    "Today on "Dirty Jobs""......
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    Chocolates are marked to as what they are. If you twice eat one that you shouldn't have it's no one's fault but your own.
    Last edited by Ziemas; 08-09-07 at 02:23 PM.

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