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    How romantic...

    I'm at my girlfriends and she's sitting in a chair behind me. I turn around and go to give her a kiss. She looks at me and says:

    "You smell like...suasuage"

    ...moment, ruined.

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    Be Like Cypress. He would have offered her the one man sausagefest!
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    We've all been there before....on both ends in fact.

    I've had my g/f try to give me a long deep one and asked "Do you mind using some mouthwash first?".
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Well if you weren't smuggling sausages in your pants...

    I'm just sayin'.

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    Hey KT, wasn't it about a month ago on a ride along the B-G Trail when I said "It smells like sausage"? (or maybe it was bacon. I don't remember.)
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    Did you give her a big BBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP before you tried to plant sausage on her?

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    Or, did she say your breath smelled like sausage. Just askin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    I'm at my girlfriends and she's sitting in a chair behind me. I turn around and go to give her a kiss. She looks at me and says:

    "You smell like...suasuage"

    ...moment, ruined.


    Just took a sip outta my beer, dam it, - ended up on monitor, hehe.

    But really, ahem, I am so sorry.

    And, hold on <edit> what's with the girlfriends (plural).

    you stud you

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    Maybe the moment ruined but could be better in the long term. If she is comfortable enough in the relationship to make a comment like that that is good. On the other hand if she wants out of the relationship she picked a soft way to tell you which is good too. Take a deep breath, step back, and start integrating all the little hints you have been getting lately.
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    Could be worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Hey KT, wasn't it about a month ago on a ride along the B-G Trail when I said "It smells like sausage"? (or maybe it was bacon. I don't remember.)
    yeah, I remember that now. I think it was sausage. That was way up on the north end of the lake where the trail gets bumpy with roots.
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    I think she's calling you gay. Why else would you smell like "sausage"? Unless you are packing casings or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ken cummings View Post
    Maybe the moment ruined but could be better in the long term. If she is comfortable enough in the relationship to make a comment like that that is good. On the other hand if she wants out of the relationship she picked a soft way to tell you which is good too. Take a deep breath, step back, and start integrating all the little hints you have been getting lately.
    You're thinking too much
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I think she's calling you gay. Why else would you smell like "sausage"? Unless you are packing casings or something.
    Or where has that sausage been?
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StanSeven View Post
    Or where has that sausage been?
    Cream or Brown gravy with that sausage?
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    Wouldn't that be for ground sausage?? ouch!
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    hi siu, I've missed you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy View Post
    Could be worse.
    hehe, good point. Even not being on a date or with SO even, let's just say meeting people for the first time and <OOO> happens - and, meh, so I'm usually the only girl - I just ignore and walk away, unless of course one of the other guys points it out ... Ahhh manners - just where did they go ...

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    Tim, you really messed it up. That's when you're supposed to slip into a French accent and say (all sauve and debonaire-like) "Oui, oiu. Sausauge. hmmm hmmm", and then raise your eyebrows twice.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    We've all been there before....on both ends in fact.

    I've had my g/f try to give me a long deep one and asked "Do you mind using some mouthwash first?".
    having trouble diagraming this sentence....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dauphin View Post
    hi siu, I've missed you...
    Well I waited at the meeting point and you never showed.
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    I was auditioning for the no a hole book

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    I see you made it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    I need to hear that cool voice...that Shadiya heard...but alas...you don't call guys...lol

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