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Old 08-10-07, 12:25 PM   #1
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I called a State cop a ******bag this morning

and got away with it.

I was in the right hand lane, and this big azzed maroon car comes crowding over on me from the left lane with no turn signal going. I holler out the window... "Try using a turn signal you farkin' ******bag!" The car stops, I see the door open, I pop off my seat belt ready for an altercation there on the highway, I see the driver get out and I reach for the door latch, Oh noes, iIsee it's a State cop! He points at me "You, pull over!"

I drop in to a parking lot on my right, he puts the Whoop-whoop siren on... the car in front of him pull over and he in behind. Two at once I'm thinking, dang he's good! I get out of my truck, start walking up to the unmarked car and he motions out the window for me to stay back as he's on the radio.

I hang back and when he finishes he comes back to me and I have a mouth full of crow by now. I appologize, telling him I didn't realize he was an officer on patrol, I thought he was some ignorant old blue hair that couldn't drive. He laughed and said it was ok, I was right, he should have been using his turn signal. We shook hands and I went on my way.

Doncha know a MARKED car picked me up as I exited the parking lot and paced me in the left lane until it turned off two miles up the road.

Don't try this at home kids!
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and got away with it.

I was in the right hand lane, and this big azzed maroon car comes crowding over on me from the left lane with no turn signal going. I holler out the window... "Try using a turn signal you farkin' ******bag!" The car stops, I see the door open, I pop off my seat belt ready for an altercation there on the highway, I see the driver get out and I reach for the door latch, Oh noes, iIsee it's a State cop! He points at me "You, pull over!"

I drop in to a parking lot on my right, he puts the Whoop-whoop siren on... the car in front of him pull over and he in behind. Two at once I'm thinking, dang he's good! I get out of my truck, start walking up to the unmarked car and he motions out the window for me to stay back as he's on the radio.

I hang back and when he finishes he comes back to me and I have a mouth full of crow by now. I appologize, telling him I didn't realize he was an officer on patrol, I thought he was some ignorant old blue hair that couldn't drive. He laughed and said it was ok, I was right, he should have been using his turn signal. We shook hands and I went on my way.

Doncha know a MARKED car picked me up as I exited the parking lot and paced me in the left lane until it turned off two miles up the road.

Don't try this at home kids!



You sound like my kind of...Stacey!
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Old 08-10-07, 12:29 PM   #3
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hahaha nicee...but for future reference- they tought us in drivers ed that in road rage incidents, once you leave your vehicle, be prepared to lose your life. But I bet you feel like a badass, I definitely would.
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That must it worked out and he didnt go nitpicking around your car for ticketable offenses
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Old 08-10-07, 12:36 PM   #5
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hahaha nicee...but for future reference- they tought us in drivers ed that in road rage incidents, once you leave your vehicle, be prepared to lose your life. But I bet you feel like a badass, I definitely would.
Heh, heh... I'm packing a nine and it comes out with me.
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Old 08-10-07, 12:37 PM   #6
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That must it worked out and he didnt go nitpicking around your car for ticketable offenses
With my charming personality and radiant beauty? I doubt it. After all, I did appologize.
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Stacey, Stacey, Stacey!!!

Don't you know the more appropriate term is "****** nozzle"?

I don't see why calling him that would be considered reason for pulling you over though...
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Old 08-10-07, 01:38 PM   #9
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Stacey, Stacey, Stacey!!!

Don't you know the more appropriate term is "****** nozzle"?

I don't see why calling him that would be considered reason for pulling you over though...
I thought of that after the fact, tho he didn't look like the BF type so I'm sure it would have been lost on him.
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I had an uncle once get pulled over for speeding (I think it was Virginia). The cop walked up to his car and showed his badge (no uniform). As my uncle was looking at the badge he asked the cop why he wasn't in uniform. The cop said he wasn't on duty. My told him if he wasn't on duty, he couldn't pull anyone over, tossed the badge out the window and took off. The cop must have thought better of it because he let my uncle go.
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Old 08-10-07, 02:24 PM   #12
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I love it! I'm guessing you didn't actually say "farkin".
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A few years ago my dad, claims to have been, cut off by this guy in a car. He flipped him a happy little bird and the guy in a car turned on his lights in his unmarked car and wrote my dad a happy little ticket
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You should have just cranked the S-10 up to 400w and droped the hamer on him.
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Stacey? Your siblings adore you...huh, KT?
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Stacy are you a road rager
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Old 08-10-07, 05:22 PM   #18
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I love it! I'm guessing you didn't actually say "farkin".
Actually you are correct.
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Stacy are you a road rager
No not really, I just have no quarter for people who drive with their heads up their arse... or can't be bothered to spell my name properly. I mean like just how hard is it to type a bloody 'e'?
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My aunt from pittsburg tells me Pensilvania state cops are the meanest police department in the country. She said she's been screamed at for going 10 over. I wonder if he was just nice since the car was unmarked.
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shoulda spit on his car..
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Would you have apologized to the ******bag if we wasn't a cop?
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Old 08-11-07, 04:37 AM   #23
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No, nor would the other driver had the authority to tell me to pull over. Your point?
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My aunt from pittsburg tells me Pensilvania state cops are the meanest police department in the country. She said she's been screamed at for going 10 over. I wonder if he was just nice since the car was unmarked.
No way - New Jersey is the worst I have seen. When they pull someone over for speeding (or anything) - there are TWO cars. I think one is a SWAT...
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Agreed! Having been a resident of both states and having had interaction with both agencies... NJ wins hands down.
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