and got away with it.
I was in the right hand lane, and this big azzed maroon car comes crowding over on me from the left lane with no turn signal going. I holler out the window... "Try using a turn signal you farkin' ******bag!" The car stops, I see the door open, I pop off my seat belt ready for an altercation there on the highway, I see the driver get out and I reach for the door latch, Oh noes, iIsee it's a State cop! He points at me "You, pull over!"
I drop in to a parking lot on my right, he puts the Whoop-whoop siren on... the car in front of him pull over and he in behind. Two at once I'm thinking, dang he's good! I get out of my truck, start walking up to the unmarked car and he motions out the window for me to stay back as he's on the radio.
I hang back and when he finishes he comes back to me and I have a mouth full of crow by now. I appologize, telling him I didn't realize he was an officer on patrol, I thought he was some ignorant old blue hair that couldn't drive. He laughed and said it was ok, I was right, he should have been using his turn signal. We shook hands and I went on my way.
Doncha know a MARKED car picked me up as I exited the parking lot and paced me in the left lane until it turned off two miles up the road.
Don't try this at home kids!