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    Super Moderator Allen's Avatar
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    The Postman always rings twice, yeah right

    I made an unflattering post about my hometown in LCF and when I went to check my mail I found this (below) making a nest amongst my bills. Coincidence?

    She really is beautiful, but it took me a while to steel up my nerves enough to pick up my mail that I reflexively slung into the street when I saw her. I hope she doesn't get run over or anything, but I hope more that she stays the hell away from my mailbox.



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    I can has bike ride? morea's Avatar
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    Yikes! I've never seen one, myself.

    Nice pictures... but you might want to send your postman some cookies to ensure that it doesn't happen again!

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    ^^^
    I'm thinking cash

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    I think you're right - if you happened to choose the wrong kind of cookies and triggered an allergic reaction, who knows what you could end up with in there?

    Cash is probably your best bet after all.

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    She's gawgius!!!! You know where you need to post her pic, right? Isn't she now an honorary Lady of Foo?

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    Can I have the quarter?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Shoe meet spider. Spider meet shoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Can I have the quarter?
    You have to fight her for it.

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    ^Rule posted the fight scene already. Can I have the quarter now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    ^Rule posted the fight scene already. Can I have the quarter now?
    PM me the address. You want the carcass for you wall too, we have a thriving taxidermy industry here?

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    (O)_(O)

    DAAAAAMNNN.

    (A lot of guys are thinking about their wives/ex-wives/mothers-in-law right now)


    She is unbelievably pretty though. If looks could kill...

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    No, carcass not necessary. Did the quarter get spider guts on it? If so, I rescind my request.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No, carcass not necessary. Did the quarter get spider guts on it? If so, I rescind my request.


    Good idea. That kind of blood money will put you in the E.R..
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I hope she doesn't get run over or anything, but I hope more that she stays the hell away from my mailbox.
    Amen to that.
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